“Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety”

“(I) wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety” is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker might have food anxiety and want tacos all the time, but the metabolism doesn’t work that fast.
 
“wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.” was posted on X/Twitter by pw on February 21, 2015, and this received over 14,000 likes. “I wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety” was posted on X/Twitter by Queen of Los Santos𓆏 on February 21, 2015.
 
 
X/Twitter
pw
@petewentz
wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.
7:49 AM · Feb 21, 2015
 
X/Twitter
Queen of Los Santos𓆏
@LilPoofPoof
I wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety
4:43 PM · Feb 21, 2015
 
Boldomatic
jaybyrd
1.7.2015 at 19:18
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
i wish my
metabolism
worked as
fast as my
anxiety.
   
iFunny
nopene4snow
1 dec 2023
Wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.
 
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All You Can Eat
July 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM ·
🤣 😂
“wish my metabolism worked as fast as my anxiety.” is shown on an image.—ed.)