“Coffee. Chaos. Wine. Bed. Repeat”
"Coffee. Wine. Sleep. Repeat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "the story of my life... coffee - wine - sleep repeat" was posted on Twitter by Nectar Spokane on…
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“Today I learned that ‘Wet Floor’ signs are not a request”
Many buildings have "Wet Floor" signs, indicating that people should walk there only with great caution. The sign usually means that the floor has just been cleaned. A joke is:…
“Bulimic cannibal at rave throws hands up”
People at a concert might be told to throw their hands up (in the air). To a cannibal, however, this might mean something entirely different being "thrown up." "When gigging to an…
Criminal On Patrol (“cop” backronym)
"Cop" (a police officer) has had several backronyms (back acronyms), such as "Constable On Patrol." Some people believe that the police conduct criminality themselves, and…
“I was so drunk last night, when I got home I blew Chunks” (joke)
"I was so drunk last night, when I got home I blew Chunks" sounds like a harmless expression -- until the second line of the joke explains, "Chunks is my dog!" The joke was…
“What do you get when you put guacamole on a BLT?”/“An LGBT.” (Gay BLT)
BLT and LGBT aren't related terms, but there's a joke: Q: What do you get when you put guacamole on a BLT?A: An LGBT. "Would that be a gay BLT that only likes other BLT's?"…
“A writer must always tell the truth (unless he’s a journalist)”
American writer Gore Vidal (1925-2012) wrote in The American Presidency (1998): "But I was born a writer, and a writer must always tell the truth (unless he's a journalist), ..."…
“My wife suffers from a drinking problem…” (joke)
"My wife suffers from a drinking problem..." is the start of a joke that has been printed on several images. The joke is that the husband drinks, but the wife suffers from the problem.…
“What do you get when you put guacamole on a BLT?”/“An LGBT.” (Gay BLT)
BLT and LGBT aren't related terms, but there's a joke: Q: What do you get when you put guacamole on a BLT?A: An LGBT. "Would that be a gay BLT that only likes other BLT's?"…
“Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations”
"Difficult roads often lead to beautiful destinations" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on October 24, 2013, and is of unknown…
“Some day, Canada will rule the world. Then you’ll all be sorry”
Canadians have a reputation for politeness. "One/Some day, Canada will rule the world. Then you'll be sorry (my apologies)" is a jocular line that has been printed on several images.…
“I would eat a lot more salads if they were made out of pizza”
"I would eat a lot more salads if they were made out of pizza" is a jocular anti-salad, pro-pizza saying. The saying was posted on Twitter by Men's Humor on December 10, 2012.…
“How is hunting a sport when the other team doesn’t know they’re playing?”
Is hunting a sport? "How is hunting a sport when one of the participants does not know they are participating?" was posted on the newsgroup rec.sport.golf on August 1, 2004. "How is…
“If you think practice is boring, try sitting on the bench”
"If you think practice is boring, try sitting on the bench" is a motivational sports saying that has been printed on many images. The message is that players who don't practice are…
“Practice puts brains in your muscles”
"Practice puts brains in your muscles" is a sports saying that has been printed on many images. "I figure practice puts your brains in your muscles" has been credited to…
“4 bases, 3 strikes, 2 teams, 1 winner”
"4 bases, 3 strikes, 2 teams, 1 game/home/winner" is a baseball/softball saying that has been printed on many images. "4 bases, 3 strikes,2 teams, 1 winner, it's not just a…
“You earn your trophies at practice. You pick them up at competitions”
"You earn your trophies at practice. You pick them up at competitions" is a saying about the importance of practice that has been printed on many images. "Win trophies at…
“What do you call a deer that eats pickles?”/“A dill doe.”
A risqué pickle pun is: Q: What do you call a deer that eats pickles?A: A dill doe (dildo). "What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle? A DILL DOE!" was posted on the newsgroup…
“It’s only the ball that’s soft” (softball saying)
Softball may have a softer ball than baseball, but it's played hard. "It's only the ball that's soft" is a softball saying that has been cited in print since at least 2012.…
“One day of practice is like one day of clean living. It ain’t gonna help”
Sports coaches often emphasize the importance of practice. This quotation appeared in a syndicated newspaper column in April 1979: "Basketball coach Abe Lemons' book includes this advice…