“In 34 years on this planet I’ve learned one very important lesson that I’m going to pass on to you fellas. She can eat your fries. You cannot eat her fries”
A jocular rule about relationships is that a woman can eat a man’s french fries, but a man cannot eat a woman’s french fries. This was posted on X/Twitter (the tweet no longer exists) by Crockett on August 17, 2020:
“In 34 years on this planet I’ve learned one very important lesson that I’m going to pass on to you fellas. She can eat your fries. You cannot eat her fries.”
“In my many years on this planet I’ve learned one very important lesson that I’m going to pass on to you fellas. She can eat your fries. You cannot eat her fries” was posted on X/Twitter by Doc on December 2, 2023.
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In 34 years on this planet I’ve learned one very important lesson that I’m going to pass on to you fellas. She can eat your fries. You cannot eat her fries
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In 34 years on this planet, I’ve learned one very important lesson that I’m going to pass on to you fellas. She can eat your fries. You can not eat her fries. @crockettforreal
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William J Labbree Jr
April 14, 2023 at 6:06 AM ·
Relationship Tip #368:
She will say she doesn’t want fries. Order her fries, anyway. Remember: she can (and will) eat your fries, you CANNOT eat her fries.
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Tim Battistella🆘
@TimTebowingg
Guys, reminder: she can eat your fries, but you cannot eat her fries. This is the life we chose.
8:03 AM · Oct 7, 2023
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Doc
@DocAtCDI
In my many years on this planet I’ve learned one very important lesson that I’m going to pass on to you fellas. She can eat your fries. You cannot eat her fries.
6:30 PM · Dec 2, 2023
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@austen_420
In 40 years on this planet I’ve learned one very important lesson that I’m going to pass on to you, fellas. She can eat your fries. You can not eat her fries.
2:13 PM · Jan 31, 2024 from Clifton, CO
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Bobby McClendon
March 29, 2024 at 10:44 AM ·
In all my years on this planet I’ve learned one very important lesson that I’m going to pass on to you fellas.
She can eat your fries. You CANNOT eat her fries.
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Doc
@DocAtCDI
In my many years on this planet I’ve learned one very important lesson that I’m going to pass on to you fellas. She can eat your fries. You cannot eat her fries.
11:30 PM · Jul 18, 2024
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Doc
@DocAtCDI
In my many years on this planet I’ve learned one very important lesson that I’m going to pass on to you fellas. She can eat your fries. You cannot eat her fries.
2:30 PM · Jul 6, 2025
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Doc
@DocAtCDI
In my many years on this planet, I’ve learned one very important lesson that I’m going to pass on to you guys: She can eat your fries. You cannot eat her fries.
4:30 PM · Sep 2, 2025
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All You Can Eat
September 16, 2025 at 10:18 PM ·
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(“In 34 years on this planet I’ve learned one very important lesson that I’m going to pass on to you fellas. She can eat your fries. You cannot eat her fries” is shown on an image.—ed.)