“According to my nipples, spring isn’t here yet”
People often feel cold weather -- with their nipples. "According to my nipples, there's a 99% chance it's cold as fuck outside" and "According to my nipples, spring…
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“According to my nipples, summer is over”
People often feel cold weather -- with their nipples. "According to my nipples, there's a 99% chance it's cold as fuck outside" and "According to my nipples, spring…
“According to my nipples, there’s a 99% chance it’s cold as fuck outside”
People often feel cold weather -- with their nipples. "According to my nipples, there's a 99% chance it's cold as fuck outside" and "According to my nipples, spring…
“Many great things can be done in a day if you don’t always make that day tomorrow”
"Many fine/great things can be done in a day if you don’t always make that day tomorrow" is an anti-proscrastination saying that has been printed on many images. "Lots of things…
“People who think that Canadians are more polite have never been to a minor league hockey game”
Canadians have a reputation for being polite. “Some day, Canada will rule the world. Then you’ll all be sorry” and “What is Canada’s favorite board game?"/"Sorry!” are a few…
“I don’t care who dies in a movie, as long as the dog lives”
Many people love dogs -- even more than they love other people. "I don't care who dies in a movie, as long as the dog lives" is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner”
"Who knew that the hardest part of being an adult is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night for the rest of your life until you die" is a jocular food saying that has…
“According to my nipples, summer’s over”
People often feel cold weather -- with their nipples. "According to my nipples, there's a 99% chance it's cold as fuck outside" and "According to my nipples, spring…
“According to my nipples, there’s a ninety-nine percent chance it’s cold as fuck outside”
People often feel cold weather -- with their nipples. "According to my nipples, there's a 99% chance it's cold as fuck outside" and "According to my nipples, spring…
“Reasons why fall is #1:...bugs have returned to hell where they belong”
Many people hate bugs. The bugs disappear in the winter season. "My favorite thing about the fall season is that BUGS HAVE RETURNED TO HELL WHERE THEY CAME FROM" was posted on Twitter by…
South Carolina: “South Carolina is too small for a republic and too large for an insane asylum”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: James L. PetigruJames Louis Petigru (May 10, 1789 – March 9, 1863) was an American lawyer, politician, and jurist in South Carolina. He is best known for his…
“I feel like every office has 3 people who do all the work and 15 people who just walk around”
A jocular saying about business culture was posted on Twitter by Alex Baze on March 5, 2014: "I feel like every office has 3 people who do all the work and 15 people who just walk around with…
“How the days feel: Mooooooonday Tueeeeeesday Weednesday Thuursday Friday Strdy S”
For many people, the longest days seem to be Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday, while the shortest days seem to be the weekend of Friday, Saturday and Sunday. This is jocularly illustrated on many…
“If you can read this, thank a teacher…and ef yoo kan rid ths yoo prebli ar a teecha”
Students often have poor spelling, but teachers can usually read it and correct it. "If you can read this, thank a teacher...and ef yoo kan rid ths yoo prebli ar a teecha" is a jocular…
Hallowthanksmas (Halloween + Thanksgiving + Christmas)
"Hallowthanksmas" (or "Hallothanksmas") is a portmanteau word that combines the holidays of Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas. Many people have noticed that when school…
Hallothanksmas (Halloween + Thanksgiving + Christmas)
"Hallowthanksmas" (or "Hallothanksmas") is a portmanteau word that combines the holidays of Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas. Many people have noticed that when school…
“My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans itself”
Football bowl games shouldn't be confused with a toilet bowl, but there are jokes. "My idea of a Super Bowl is a toilet that cleans itself" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“It’s officially ‘once I’m home I’m not going out again’ season”
"It’s officially 'once I’m home I’m not going out again' season" (that is, it's very cold or very hot) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“The best murder weapon would be a Tupperware lid because nobody would ever find it”
People often lose Tupperware lids. "The best murder weapon would be a Tupperware lid because nobody would ever find it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The best…
“What did Adam say on the day before New Year’s?”/“It’s New Year’s, Eve.”
A New Year's Eve riddle is: Q: What did Adam say the day before New Year's (December 31st)?A: "Happy/It's New Year's, Eve." "What did Adam say to Eve on December…