“May your coffee be strong, your lashes be long, and your Monday be short”
"Lashes long (and) coffee strong" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "May your coffee be strong, your Monday be short, and your lashes be long!" was posted on…
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“May your coffee be strong and your lashes be long”
"Lashes long (and) coffee strong" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "May your coffee be strong, your Monday be short, and your lashes be long!" was posted on…
“Never trust a poor economist”
"Never trust a poor economist" is an infrequently used saying. If an economist is so good, why doesn't he or she take the advice and become rich? "Never trust a skinny…
“The adult version of ‘head, shoulders, knees and toes’ is ‘glasses, wallet, keys and phone’”
"The adult version of 'head, shoulders, knees and toes' is 'glasses, wallet, keys and phone'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Head,…
“Spilling a drink is the adult equivalent of losing a balloon”
"Spilling your drink is the adult equivalent of letting your balloon go" -- that is, experiencing a great loss (in sentimental, but not in monetary value) -- is a jocular one-line saying…
“Spilling coffee is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon”
"Spilling (your) coffee is the adult equivalent of/to losing a/your balloon" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Spilling your coffee on Monday morning is the…
“Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon”
"Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of/to losing a balloon" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @Headkutter: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the…
“Spilling your beer is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon”
"Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of/to losing a balloon" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @Headkutter: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the…
“Spilling a full beer you paid for is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon”
"Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of/to losing a balloon" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @Headkutter: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the…
“Spilling your full glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon”
"Spilling your glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Spilling a full glass of wine you paid for is…
“Spilling wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon”
"Spilling your glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Spilling a full glass of wine you paid for is…
“Spilling your glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon”
"Spilling your glass of wine is the adult equivalent of letting go of a balloon" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Spilling a full glass of wine you paid for is…
“Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of losing a balloon”
"Spilling a beer is the adult equivalent of/to losing a balloon" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @Headkutter: Spilling a full beer you paid for is the…
“There is never a line to the urinal at a water park”
It's a common observation that many people urinate in the water while at a water park. "Why is there never a line for the bathroom at the water park?" was posted on Twitter by…
“There is never a line for the restroom at a waterpark”
It's a common observation that many people urinate in the water while at a water park. "Why is there never a line for the bathroom at the water park?" was posted on Twitter by…
“My friend phoned that he’s changing his name to ‘Spinal Column.’ I said, ‘Can I call you back?’”
To "call someone back" is usually not meant literally in those words, but there are jokes. This was posted on Twitter by Tom Fox on November 2, 2015: "My mate rang to say he's…
“Spaghetti is just slimy bread yarn”
"Noodles are so weird. Even the name is weird. NOO-duls. NEWW-dlz. Say it. Noodles. Noodals. Nerderls. Anyway, I love slimy bread yarn. I eat it forever" was posted on Facebook by Robin…
“Turbulence is the pothole of the sky”
Some people riding in a car to riding in an airplane. "Turbulence are the potholes of the sky. As quickly as you go in one, you have to come out. Otherwise it ain't a pothole" was…
“Spilling coffee is the adult equivalent of losing your balloon”
"Spilling (your) coffee is the adult equivalent of/to losing a/your balloon" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Spilling your coffee on Monday morning is the…
“Gym? I thought you said gin”
"Gym? I thought you said gin" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I thought you said Gin not Gym - ha! that said I’d go with Sun and Gin everytime…