“Earth Day is just a made up holiday to sell more earths”
Some people say, jokingly, that Earth Day (April 22nd) is just a made up holiday, like Valentine's Day, to sell more products. “@theguydf: Earth Day is just a made up holiday to sell…
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“Hello Twitter, my old friend. I’ve come to waste my time again”
"Hello darkness, my old friend. I've come to talk with you again" are the famous opening lines to the song "The Sound of SIlence" (1964) by Simon & Garfunkel. Parodies…
Midnight Moment (Times Square billboards)
Times Square's "Midnight Moment," called "the world's largest and longest-running digital public art program," began in 2012. Every night, from 11:57 p.m. until…
“Hello Twitter, my old friend. I’ve come to talk with you again”
"Hello darkness, my old friend. I've come to talk with you again" are the famous opening lines to the song "The Sound of SIlence" (1964) by Simon & Garfunkel. Parodies…
“Hello Twitter, my old friend. I’ve come to tweet with you again”
"Hello darkness, my old friend. I've come to talk with you again" are the famous opening lines to the song "The Sound of SIlence" (1964) by Simon & Garfunkel. Parodies…
Hippie Holy Week (Bicycle Day, 4/20, Earth Day)
Christianity has its "Holy Week." A "Hippie Holy Week" (or "Hippy Holy Week") consists of Bicycle Day (April 19th), 4/20 (April 20th) and Earth Day (April 22nd).…
Hippy Holy Week (Bicycle Day, 4/20, Earth Day)
Christianity has its "Holy Week." A "Hippie Holy Week" (or "Hippy Holy Week") consists of Bicycle Day (April 19th), 4/20 (April 20th) and Earth Day (April 22nd).…
New York’s Cutest (children)
The departments of New York City have several famous superlative nicknames: FINEST—Police Department (NYPD)BRAVEST—Fire Department (FDNY)STRONGEST—Sanitation Department…
“Overheard someone, who added yeast to their broth, say, ‘Well, that was a soup-rise!’”
"Surprise" shouldn't be confused with "soup rise," but there are jokes. "overheard someone, who added yeast to their broth, say, ''Well, that was a…
“A chef accidentally put yeast in his broth. The result was soup rising”
"Surprise" shouldn't be confused with "soup rise," but there are jokes. "overheard someone, who added yeast to their broth, say, ''Well, that was a…
“I put some yeast in my broth. The results were soup rising”
"Surprise" shouldn't be confused with "soup rise," but there are jokes. "overheard someone, who added yeast to their broth, say, ''Well, that was a…
“I’m glad I learned about the Pythagorean theorem instead of taxes in school. It’s really come in handy this Pythagorean theorem season”
"I’m glad I learned about the Pythagorean theorem instead of taxes in school. It’s really come in handy this Pythagorean theorem season" is a joke that has been printed on many…
“My landlord is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon”
In politics, some countries (like the United States) take action if it appears that a country is close to acquiring nuclear weapons. This devloped into a jocular meme against landlords and…
“My HOA is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon”
In politics, some countries (like the United States) take action if it appears that a country is close to acquiring nuclear weapons. This devloped into a jocular meme against landlords and…
“Twitter is the CB radio of the internet”
CB radio (citizens band radio) was a popular form of communication in the 1970s, and a forerunner to social media like Twitter in the 2000s. "RT @BusyDadBlog: I just realized that twitter is…
“When I was a child, we had a clock made out of stone. Those were hard times”
"Hard times" doesn't usually involve a stone clock, but there are jokes. "RT @walteroho: Hard times like a stone clock #boss my #punchline :D" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Hard times like a stone clock”
"Hard times" doesn't usually involve a stone clock, but there are jokes. "RT @walteroho: Hard times like a stone clock #boss my #punchline :D" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“I jumped off a cliff and landed on a stone clock. It was then that I knew I had fallen on to hard times”
"Hard times" doesn't usually involve a stone clock, but there are jokes. "RT @walteroho: Hard times like a stone clock #boss my #punchline :D" was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Big Apple” rap on Sesame Street (2026)
The American educational children's television series Sesame Street showed a rapping "Big Apple" muppet on X/Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and TikTok on April 8, 2026: "Big Apple…
“I survived a fall without a parachute. I’ve also survived a winter, spring and summer without one, too”
"Fall" can be a season, and it can also mean a drop. This pun was posted on X/Twitter by Funny Dad Jokes on April 6, 2026: "I survived a fall without a parachute... I've also…