“Paying taxes at this point feels like funding criminals”
Many people feel that paying taxes to a criminal government is just funding criminals. "Paying taxes at this point feels like funding criminals" was posted on X/Twitter by "I am…
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“At this point, paying taxes feels like bankrolling criminals”
Many people feel that paying taxes to a criminal government is just funding criminals. "Paying taxes at this point feels like funding criminals" was posted on X/Twitter by "I am…
“At this point, paying taxes feels exactly like funding criminals”
Many people feel that paying taxes to a criminal government is just funding criminals. "Paying taxes at this point feels like funding criminals" was posted on X/Twitter by "I am…
“In high school, I was so excited to become a senior. I’m not too excited now”
Many people might want to be a high school senior, but few people want to be a senior citizen. "In High School I was so excited to become a Senior. I’m not too excited now. 🤣" was…
“In high school, I was so excited to become a senior. Now, not so much”
Many people might want to be a high school senior, but few people want to be a senior citizen. "In High School I was so excited to become a Senior. I’m not too excited now. 🤣" was…
Operation Rotten Apple (ICE arrests in New York, 2026)
On September 1, 2026, the Department of Homeland Security (DHS) announced, "Secretary Mullin Highlights Success of Operation Rotten Apple: ICE Arrests Over 2,100 Illegal Aliens in New…
“If you’re worried about the cost of getting started, you should see the cost of staying exactly where you are”
"If you're worried about the price of getting started, you should see the cost of staying exactly where you are" and "If you're worried about the cost of going for it, you…
“If you’re worried about the price of getting started, you should see the cost of staying exactly where you are”
"If you're worried about the price of getting started, you should see the cost of staying exactly where you are" and "If you're worried about the cost of going for it, you…
“Big Apple” on New York City’s Office of the Mayor logo (2026)
New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani took office in 2026, The logo of the Office of the Mayor, which had the city's seal, was replaced with a red apple, representing New York City's popular…
“Kale is a negative calorie food, meaning the kale itself contains fewer calories than your body uses to throw it up…”
Many people do not like to eat kale. There are many jokes about eating kale. "Kale is a negative-calorie food because you get less energy from eating it than it takes to never shut up about…
“Sometimes I hit a golf ball so hard it changes brands when I find it”
Sometimes a golf ball is hit so hard and far, that any golf ball found in the area is claimed. A joke is that the golf ball was hit so hard that it changed brands! "You ever hit your golf ball…
“If you’re worried about the cost of going for it, you should see the price of staying exactly where you are”
"If you're worried about the price of getting started, you should see the cost of staying exactly where you are" and "If you're worried about the cost of going for it, you…
“Kale has negative calories because its caloric count is less than the energy expended throwing it up”
Many people do not like to eat kale. There are many jokes about eating kale. "Kale is a negative-calorie food because you get less energy from eating it than it takes to never shut up about…
“The ‘g in ‘GIF’ is pronounced like the ‘g’ in ‘garage’”
"Gif" is pronounced like "jif." A joke is that "gif" is pronounced like the "g' in "garage" -- a word that has two of this letter, with each…
“When termites eat out, do they order the house salad?”
A “house salad” is the regular salad of an American restaurant. It’s not made of a house or served to a house, but there are jokes. "What kind of salad do termites eat? House salad"…
“What kind of salad do termites eat?”/“House salad.”
A “house salad” is the regular salad of an American restaurant. It’s not made of a house or served to a house, but there are jokes. "What kind of salad do termites eat? House salad"…
“This vehicle brakes for haunted houses, old cemeteries and ghosts” (bumper sticker)
"I brake for ghosts" is a jocular bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. The driver can really see ghosts? The bumper sticker is popular around Halloween. "A…
“I brake for poltergeists so that my lights and tv don’t randomly flicker on and off” (bumper sticker)
"I brake for ghosts" is a jocular bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. The driver can really see ghosts? The bumper sticker is popular around Halloween. "A…
“I brake for poltergeists so they don’t do weird stuff with my kitchen chairs” (bumper sticker)
"I brake for ghosts" is a jocular bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. The driver can really see ghosts? The bumper sticker is popular around Halloween. "A…
“I brake for haunted houses” (bumper sticker)
"I brake for ghosts" is a jocular bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. The driver can really see ghosts? The bumper sticker is popular around Halloween. "A…