“Gas is finally affordable and we can’t go anywhere”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak resulted in lower gas prices, but some quarantines. "Gas is finally affordable and we have no where to go" was posted on Facebook by Virginia Robinson…
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“Gas is finally affordable and we have no where to go”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak resulted in lower gas prices, but some quarantines. "Gas is finally affordable and we have no where to go" was posted on Facebook by Virginia Robinson…
“Gas is finally affordable and we have nowhere to go”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak resulted in lower gas prices, but some quarantines. "Gas is finally affordable and we have no where to go" was posted on Facebook by Virginia Robinson…
“We are entering an era of unprecedented recipe substitutions”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak caused shortages in the availability of some foods. This was posted on Twitter by Shay Spence on March 19, 2020: "We are entering an era of unprecedented…
“Even BINGO got canceled! This has never happened B4”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak resulted in many cancellations, especially in professional sports. A joke was posted on Facebook by Cheryl Hennessy on March 16, 2020: "Even BINGO got…
“Even BINGO got cancelled. This has never happened B4”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak resulted in many cancellations, especially in professional sports. A joke was posted on Facebook by Cheryl Hennessy on March 16, 2020: "Even BINGO got…
“I wanted to do some panic buying today, but after checking my bank account all I can do is panic”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak caused panic buying in many stores. "U can only panic buy if ur loaded. I won't be panic buying" was posted on Twitter by jacqueline shirley on…
“Dear taco trucks, Please consider cruising the neighborhoods like ice cream trucks”
Should taco trucks cruise neighborhoods like ice cream trucks? "Dear taco trucks, Please drive around neighborhoodslike ice cream trucks do? Ditch the 'ice cream man' song. You can…
“Nail Salons-Closed. Hair Salons-Closed. Lash Salons-Closed. It’s about to get real ugly out here”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak became a pandemic. Many people weren’t able to visit nail salons, hair salons or lash salons. A joke was posted on Twitter by Hanna (and another) on March 16,…
Quarantini (quarantine + martini)
"Quarantini" (quarantine + martini) is a cocktail name that was mentioned on the American medical comedy-drama television series Scrubs, on the episode "My Quarantine" that…
Panicdemic (panic + pandemic)
"Panicdemic" (panic + pandemic) became a popular word during the swine influenza on 2009 and the 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak. A "panicdemic" describes a pandemic (real or…
“The Quarantini. It’s just a regular martini, but you drink it all alone in your house”
"Quarantini" (quarantine + martini) is a cocktail name that was mentioned on the American medical comedy-drama television series Scrubs, on the episode "My Quarantine" that…
“I’m having a quarantine party this weekend! None of you are invited”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak caused many to socially distance themselves from others and to quarantine themselves in their homes. Some people held "quarantine parties."…
“Since everyone’s now washing their hands, we’ll be working on shapes & colors next week”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak came with many public announcements to wash hands. Many people had learned this in kindergarten (at the latest). "Since everyone is now washing their hands…
“A guy named Bart walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A Bart/bartender version is: "A guy named Bart walks into a bar, he immediately gets…
“I wanted to do panic buying, I checked my account… I can only panic”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak caused panic buying in many stores. "U can only panic buy if ur loaded. I won't be panic buying" was posted on Twitter by jacqueline shirley on…
“How come liquor stores don’t have empty shelves? People are about to be quarantined with spouses”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak saw people panic buying items such as water and toilet paper. "Why don’t liquor stores have empty shelves?? Do people not realize they’re about to be…
“I think it’s great that people are finally going to drink water, wipe their ass, and wash hands”
The 2019–20 coronavirus outbreak led to panic buying of water and toilet paper, and to constant messages about washing hands. "I think it’s great that people are finally going to drink…
“If I don’t find a pot of gold today, I’ll settle for a pot of coffee”
"If I don't find a pot of gold today, I'll settle for a pot of coffee" is a saying for St. Patrick's Day (March 17th). The saying has been printed on an image. "If I…
“What gets rid of grime and stains?”/“Ammonia cleaner.”/“Sorry, I thought you worked here.”
"Ammonia cleaner" can sound like "I'm only a cleaner." A joke was posted on Twitter by Yorkie 'B' #xmil on September 5, 2018: I was in a hardware shop and I said…