“Alexa, homeschool my kids”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in the closing of many schools, and the homeschooling of children. "Alexa, homeschool the children" and "Alexa, homeschool my kids"…
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“A man takes his wife to get tested…” (joke)
A joke has it that a man send his wife to be tested, but the doctor's didn't know if it was for Covid-19 or for Alzheimer's. The doctor then suggests, “I recommend you take her for…
“Sign at bowling alley: ‘Due to Coronavirus, please refrain from touching other people’s balls’”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in bowling alleys taking precautions. "A Millvale, Allegheny County, Pennsylvania bowling alley has posted this sign" was posted on Twitter by…
“When the power of love overcomes the love of power, the world will know peace”
On July 1, 2026, Angela Nikolau and Ivan Kuznetsov climbed to the top of the Empire State Building in New York City and displayed a banner that read, "When the power of love beats the love of…
Triquini (tri- + quarantine + bikini; a bikini with a face mask)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to wear face masks. The bikini, with a face mask, became a “triquini” (tri- + quarantine + bikini). Posts on Twitter by arantwitno on April…
“Alexa, homeschool the children”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in the closing of many schools, and the homeschooling of children. "Alexa, homeschool the children" and "Alexa, homeschool my kids"…
“Do midgets have to stay only 3 feet apart?” (social distancing)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in social distancing. People were told to stay at least six feet apart. "Thinking out loud here: since we have to stay 6ft apart do midgets have to…
“The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society…” (joke)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in social distancing measures. "The Flat Earth Society are reporting that the two meter social distancing measures are pushing some of their members…
“Two Karens are out having dinner. The waiter stopped by their table and said, ‘Is anything OK?’”
“Is anything okay?” is a Jewish restaurant joke. A new version was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on April 27, 2020: "Two Karens are out having dinner. The waiter stopped by their table and…
“Local apartment building had only one opening left. It’s last but not leased”
"Last but not leased" is a real estate pun on "last but not least." "We need one more person for our four bedroom apartment. He's last but not leased" was posted…
Quarantiranny (quarantine + tyranny)
Entry in progress -- B>P. "Quarantyranny" (quarantine + tyranny) is another spelling. Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreakThe 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global…
“Do you have Coronavirus? Because I can’t stop looking ah-choo” (pickup line)
"Ah-choo!" or "Achoo!" or "Atchoo!" (a sneeze) sounds like "at you." A jocular pickup line was used during the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic. “Do you have…
“Is everyone enjoying their free 30 day trial of communism?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in home lockdowns. "Is everyone enjoying their free 30 day trial of communism?" is a saying that was posted on several images, usually with a…
“I don’t think I’ve ever cleaned my bathroom mirror, which reflects badly on me”
Something that "reflects badly" on someone is usually not meant literally, but there are jokes. "I need to look at cleaning my bathroom mirror its really dirty. It reflects badly on…
“Driving alone in your car with a mask on? Do you put a condom on if you’re alone in bed?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to wear face masks. Some people wore the masks even while they were driving alone in their cars. "Wearing a face mask and being in the car…
“Don’t know how I feel about bars opening back up. Drinks gonna be weak compared to mine”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many bars being closed. Liquor stores were left open, and many people made drinks at home. "Yesterday a worker at Walmart was talking to someone…
“The Nazis had a phrase which covered all abuses by the state: ‘Für Ihre Sicherheit’”
"The Nazis had a phrase that covered all abuses by the State: 'Für euer sischerheit' ---> 'It's for your safety'" was posted on Facebook by Go Pray USA on…
Quarantyranny (quarantine + tyranny)
Entry in progress -- B>P. "Quarantiranny" (quarantine + tyranny) is another spelling. Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreakThe 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global…
“For the second part of this quarantine, do we have to stay with the same family?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many home quarantines. Many family members got tired of seeing each other. "For the second part of this quarantine, do we have to stay with the…
“Is the world ready for ejaculating clocks? I guess we’ll know when the time comes”
A clock joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on January 5, 2019: "Is the world ready for ejaculating clocks? I guess we'll know when the time comes." The joke was also posted on Reddit…