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"Joint custody" usually does not involve marijuana, but there are jokes. "Why isn't marijuana possession called joint custody?" was posted on Twitter by Charlie Ernstes on…
How sharp is a Sharpie writing instrument? This riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on July 10, 2020: Q: How do you color a cactus?A: With a Sharpie. Wikipedia: Sharpie (marker)Sharpie is a…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. Masking tape is not necessarily just for face masks, but there are jokes. "If I tear my mask, can I use…
"Dogs have owners, cats have staff" (or "Dogs have masters, cats have staff") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Dogs have masters, cats have staff"…
"Handmade soap is the best. No lye" (or "Handcrafted soap is the best. No lye") -- a pun on "no lie" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. Soaps are…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. Masking tape is not necessarily just for face masks, but there are jokes. "If I tear my mask, can I use…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements for social distancing. "Do you want to practice social Distancing ?? Just lend some money to someone. He himself will keep…
"Handmade soap is the best. No lye" (or "Handcrafted soap is the best. No lye") -- a pun on "no lie" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. Soaps are…
"Seedy" has a double meaning, and there are several food jokes. "Why does your mom disapprove of sesame bagels? because they're seedy" was posted on Twitter by arleigh on…
A-E-I-O-U-Y are the English vowels, in order. There are several English words that
"Dogs have owners, cats have staff" (or "Dogs have masters, cats have staff") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Dogs have masters, cats have staff"…
"Cycologist" sounds like "psychologist," but means a "cycling" or "spinning" teacher/instructor. "Cycle clinics with 'cycologist' Mal…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear masks. "The goal of wearing masks is to not have to wear masks" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on July 10,…
"One tectonic plate bumped into another and then said, 'Sorry, my fault'" is a science joke that has been printed on many images. The joke has been cited in print since at least…
"Cycologist" sounds like "psychologist," but means a "cycling" or "spinning" teacher/instructor. "Cycle clinics with 'cycologist' Mal…
"Cycologist" sounds like "psychologist," but means a "cycling" or "spinning" teacher/instructor. "Cycle clinics with 'cycologist' Mal…
"Cycologist" sounds like "psychologist," but means a "cycling" or "spinning" teacher/instructor. "Cycle clinics with 'cycologist' Mal…
A soft-boiled egg has a yolk that can be compared to lava (and lava cake). "A soft-boiled egg is just a savoury molten lava cake" was posted on Twitter by "jean claude van gosh darn…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic led to the terms "coronadult" (coronavirus + adult) and "coronadulting" (coronavirus + adulting). "Why are you acting like a Coronateen…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic led to the terms "coronadult" (coronavirus + adult) and "coronadulting" (coronavirus + adulting). "Why are you acting like a Coronateen…