New Orleans Saints (National Football League team)
The New Orleans Saints football team was probably named by businessman David Dixon, who created the created the New Orleans Professional Football Club, Inc. in 1962 to lobby for a football team.…
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“I can’t even press charges on the guy who stole my explosives”
"Press charges" usually means to press "legal" charges. The expression usually has nothing to do with detonating explosives, but there are jokes. "Those who aim torpedoes…
“Those who aim torpedoes are always ready to press charges”
"Press charges" usually means to press "legal" charges. The expression usually has nothing to do with detonating explosives, but there are jokes. "Those who aim torpedoes…
“When the Saints Go Marching In” (song)
"When the Saints Go Marching In" is a popular song in New Orleans. The song is responsible for the nickname of the New Orleans Saints football team, and for the city nickname, Saint City.…
“I don’t get why gyms have mirrors. I know what I look like. That’s why I’m there”
"I don't get/understand why gyms have mirrors. I know what I look like. That's why I'm here/there" is a gym saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @rene: I…
“Lovely weather for ducks” (rain)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Google BooksThe Old Curiosity Shop: And Other TalesBy Charles DickensPhiladelphia, PA: Lea and Blanchard1841Pg. 62:Mr Swiveller complied, and looking about him with a…
“Being a prison guard has to be the easiest job ever. I mean, who’s going to steal a prison?”
A prison guard doesn't guard a prison, but there are jokes. "I'd love to be a prison guard. Who's gonna steal a prison?" was posted on Twitter by Tom Webb on September 16,…
“I went to a BLM rally this weekend and all I got was this lousy t shirt…”
"My parent went to Florida and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" is a popular meme from the 1970s. June and July 2020 had protests and civil unrest (riots) following the death of George…
“It’s easy to be a communist in a free country. But try being free in a communist country”
"It’s easy being a communist in a free country. Try being free in a communist country" (or "It's easy to be a communist in a free country, but try being free in a communist…
“I went to a protest last weekend and all I got was this lousy t shirt…and a TV…”
"My parent went to Florida and all I got was this lousy T-shirt" is a popular meme from the 1970s. June and July 2020 had protests and civil unrest (riots) following the death of George…
“Now is probably the perfect time to become a ventriloquist”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreakThe 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute…
“Could you toast some bread?”/(raises wine glass) “Here’s to bread!”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterPinot Evil@TheWinegasmHim: Toast me some bread please?Me *raising wine glassHere's to bread!4:49 AM · Feb 17, 2017·Twitter for iPhone Reddit --…
“What’s a survivalist’s favorite drink?”/“Dr Prepper.”
Dr Prepper (Dr Pepper + prepper) is a fictional soft drink name that has been printed on many images. "I'm a Prepper - Dr Prepper: I'm a Prepper - Dr Prepper. A funny soft drink…
“What is the kind of all office supplies?”/“The ruler.”
An office supplies riddle is: Q: Who/What is the king of office supplies?A: The ruler. "What's the king of all office supplies? The ruler!" was posted on Twitter by "}" on…
“Who is the king of office supplies?”/“The ruler.”
An office supplies riddle is: Q: Who/What is the king of office supplies?A: The ruler. "What's the king of all office supplies? The ruler!" was posted on Twitter by "}" on…
“I General Lee don’t care for Civil War jokes”
Confederate General Robert E. Lee (1807-1870) has a name that sounds like the word "generally" (General Lee). "Civil War jokes? I General Lee don't find them funny" is a…
OMAD (One Meal A Day)
Entry in progress -- B.P. OCLC WorldCat recordOne meal a day intermittent fasting : the powerful secret of the OMAD diet for extreme weight lossAuthor: Logan WolfPublisher: [United States?] :…
“What do you call a cow in a tornado?”/“A milk shake.”
A cow riddle is: Q: What do you call a cow in a tornado?A: A milk shake. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2007. “What do you call a cow during an earthquake?"/"A milk…
“Civil War jokes? I General Lee don’t find them funny”
Confederate General Robert E. Lee (1807-1870) has a name that sounds like the word "generally" (General Lee). "Civil War jokes? I General Lee don't find them funny" is a…
“Are you a banana? Because I found you a peeling!”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Reddit -- CleanjokesPosted by u/lucifernob August 3, 2020Are you banana?because I found you a peeling!COMMENTSFlameSharkerMaybe we could orange something for the weekend?