“I’m really pleased with my vegetable patch. Haven’t wanted a vegetable in weeks”

A “smoking patch” is to stop smoking. A “vegetable patch” isn’t to stop eating vegetables, but there are jokes.
   
“I’m really pleased with my vegetable patch. Haven’t wanted a vegetable in weeks” was posted on Twitter by Sean Leahy on November 13, 2014. “I’m really pleased with my vegetable patch. Haven’t wanted a vegetable in weeks. http://bit.ly/1F32XFK via @sickipedia” was posted on Twitter by Fresh Stand Up on April 19, 2015.
   
     
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Sean Leahy
@thepunningman
I’m really pleased with my vegetable patch. Haven’t wanted a vegetable in weeks.
7:02 AM · Nov 13, 2014·TweetDeck
   
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Lord Puke
@lord_puke
I’m really pleased with my vegetable patch. I haven’t needed to eat a vegetable in weeks
6:20 PM · Nov 14, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Martin Holmes
@martin3007
I’m really pleased with my vegetable patch. I haven’t wanted a vegetable for weeks now.
6:25 PM · Nov 22, 2014·Twitter Web Client
   
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Fresh Stand Up
@FreshStandUp
I’m really pleased with my vegetable patch. Haven’t wanted a vegetable in weeks. http://bit.ly/1F32XFK via
@sickipedia
4:04 PM · Apr 19, 2015·twitterfeed
 
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
I’m really pleased with my vegetable patch. Haven’t wanted a vegetable in weeks.
4:04 PM · Apr 19, 2015·Twitter Web Client
     
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Alan Oliver
@AlanOliver6
I’m really pleased with my vegetable patch.
Haven’t craved a vegetable in weeks.
4:45 AM · Dec 17, 2016·Facebook
 
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The Dad Joke Man
@DadJokeMan
I’m really pleased with my vegetable patch.
I haven’t wanted a vegetable for weeks.
4:30 PM · Sep 21, 2020·Twitter for iPhone