“No grain, no pain”
"No grain, no pain" (also "No pain, no grain," a pun on the exercise adage of "No pain, no gain") is a food saying that has been printed on many images. Gluten, a…
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“Student: You teach only useless crap! Teacher: Don’t be so hard on yourself.”
A teacher teaches a subject and a teacher teaches students. One joke is: Student: You teach only useless crap! Teacher: Don't be so hard on yourself. The joke was posted on Twitter by Edward…
“What’s the presidential ventilator called?”/“Forced Air One.”
U.S. President Donald Trump announced that he had tested positive for COVID-19 in October 2020. This riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on October 3, 2020: Q: What's the presidential…
“You’re not lactose intolerant. You’re just not a baby cow”
"You're not lactose intolerant. You're just not a baby cow" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. That is, only baby cows should be drinking a cow's milk.…
“The best things in life are cruelty free” (vegan saying)
"The best things in life are cruelty free" is a vegan and animal rights saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is based on the proverb "the best things in life are…
“‘I’m just gonna get gas in the morning” is one of the worst decisions you can make as an adult”
Many people drive home from work and are tired, and they tell themselves that they will get gas in the morning. However, in the morning they have to wake up early, there is traffic, the gas station…
“My personal style is best described as ‘didn’t expect to get out of the car’”
"My personal style is best described as 'didn't expect to get out of the car'" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people travel in their cars, but do…
“A Zamboni is a sports car”
A "Zamboni" is an ice resurfacer, often seen at hockey games. It is a vehicle used in sports, "A Zamboni is a sports car" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on October 2,…
“The best exercise to lose weight is to shake your head back and forth no (more food)”
People often ask about "the best exercise to lose weight." There are at least two ways, and they both involve saying "no" to food. “'The best exercise I know of,'…
“The best exercise to lose weight is to push yourself away from the table”
People often ask about "the best exercise to lose weight." There are at least two ways, and they both involve saying "no" to food. "Which brings to mind the advice often…
“I went to the doctors and asked what was the best exercise to lose weight…”
People often ask about "the best exercise to lose weight." There are at least two ways, and they both involve saying "no" to food. “'The best exercise I know of,'…
“Y did the chicken X the road? Solve for Y”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. "Y did the chicken X the road" is a math/science version.…
Clowns In Action (Central Intelligence Agency or CIA nickname)
The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) is the successor to World War II’s Office of Strategic Services (OSS). The CIA has also been nicknamed “The Agency,” "Pickle Factory" (since at…
Federal Bureau of Incompetency (Federal Bureau of Investigation or FBI nickname)
The FBI has also been nicknamed "Fake Bureau of Investigation," "Famous But Incompetent," "Fascist Bastards Incorporated," "Fascist Bureau of…
Fraud and Deception Administration (Food and Drug Administration or FDA nickname)
The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is part of the Department of Health and Human Services and is responsible for food safety, drug safety and other issues. Some critics of the FDA have…
Fraud and Deception Agency (Food and Drug Adminstration or FDA nickname)
The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is part of the Department of Health and Human Services and is responsible for food safety, drug safety and other issues. Some critics of the FDA have…
World Theft Organization (World Trade Organization or WTO nickname)
Wikipedia: World Trade OrganizationThe World Trade Organization (WTO) is an intergovernmental organization that is concerned with the regulation of international trade between nations. The WTO…
Child Import Agency (Central Intelligence Agency or CIA nickname)
The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) is the successor to World War II’s Office of Strategic Services (OSS). The CIA has also been nicknamed “The Agency,” "Pickle Factory" (since at…
Clowns In America (Central Intelligence Agency or CIA nickname)
The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) is the successor to World War II’s Office of Strategic Services (OSS). The CIA nickname of "Clowns In America" has been printed on many images.…
“Tequila helps me appreciate the small things in life, like shot glasses”
"Whiskey helps me appreciate the little/small/smaller things in life, like shot glasses" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Whiskey" is sometimes…