“Student: You teach only useless crap! Teacher: Don’t be so hard on yourself.”

A teacher teaches a subject and a teacher teaches students. One joke is:
     
Student: You teach only useless crap!
Teacher: Don’t be so hard on yourself.
     
The joke was posted on Twitter by Edward C. Yong on January 24, 2018, and on Reddit—Jokes on October 3, 2020.
   
   
Twitter
Edward C. Yong ن
@infernoxv
Student: teacher, you teach only useless things.
Teacher: i forbid you to speak of yourself thus.
1:58 AM · Jan 24, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Rewiz October 3, 2020
A student says to the teacher, “you only teach useless crap”
to which the teacher replies, “hey there no need to be so hard on yourself”
 
Twitter
JokesBot
@RedditJokesBot
A student says to the teacher, “you only teach useless crap” to which the teacher replies, “hey there no need to be so hard on yourself”
11:39 AM · Oct 3, 2020·IFTTT
 
Reddit—DaDaABC
Posted by u/KodiakCold October 3, 2020
A student says to the teacher…..
A student says to the teacher, “you only teach useless crap” to which the teacher replies, “hey there no need to be so hard on yourself”