“Making good people helpless won’t make bad people harmless”
"Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. "Making good people helpless won’t make bad people…
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“Needs one large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles”
"Needs one large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles" (or "One large mocha Xanax vodka latte with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles…
“Fries: A friend to starving vegans in restaurants everywhere”
"Fries: A friend to starving vegans in restaurants everywhere" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. French fries are usually vegan, although some potatoes are cooked…
“I went to a smoke shop, but it had been replaced by an apparel store. Clothes, but no cigar”
"Close, but no cigar" is a popular expression that has been the subject of several puns. "I asked my grandmother for "something Cuban" for my birthday, and she got me a Che…
“One large mocha Xanax vodka latte with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles please”
"Needs one large mocha Prozac vodka latte, complete with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles" (or "One large mocha Xanax vodka latte with whipped cream and Valium sprinkles…
“French fries are just edible ketchup spoons”
"French fries are just edible ketchup spoons" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Many people who like the taste of good french fries eat them without ketchup, however.…
“I speak French (fries)”
"I speak French (fries)" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I speak fluent French (fries)" has also been printed on many images. "I speak French…
“Imagine a virus so dangerous that you have to be tested to know if you have it”
"Imagine a virus so dangerous/deadly that you have to be tested to know if you have it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A photo of Rod Serling in a mock opening of the…
“Imagine a virus so deadly that you have to be tested to know if you have it”
"Imagine a virus so dangerous/deadly that you have to be tested to know if you have it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A photo of Rod Serling in a mock opening of the…
“I speak fluent French (fries)”
"I speak French (fries)" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I speak fluent French (fries)" has also been printed on many images. "I speak French…
“Veganism is not a diet. It is a choice your heart makes”
"Vegan is not a diet. It is a choice your heart makes" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "#Vegan is not a diet. It is a choice your heart makes. Animals want to…
“Vegan is not a diet. It is a choice your heart makes”
"Vegan is not a diet. It is a choice your heart makes" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "#Vegan is not a diet. It is a choice your heart makes. Animals want to…
“If you eat today, thank a farmer. If it’s on your table, thank a trucker”
"If you eat today, thank a farmer. If you eat in peace, thank a veteran" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “If you ate today, thank a farmer” is a saying from the…
“Libertarians: Diligently plotting to take over the world and leave you alone”
"Libertarians: Diligently plotting to take over the world and leave you alone" is a libertarian saying that has been printed on many images, usually one with a man looking over a globe.…
“I’m writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes. It’s only a draft at the moment”
The word "draft" can mean several things. "Writing a book about the intensity of wind. So far, I've only done a draft" was posted on Twitter by Park Bench on January 10,…
“What does a zombie bodybuilder crave?”/“GAAAAAAAIIINNNS!”
There are several "zombie bodybuilder" jokes. "Newspaper Headline: ZOMBIE BODYBUILDER DOES THE DEADLIFT" was printed in the book Funny Shaped Balls: The Biggest Book of Sporting…
“How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?”/“He was dead lifting.”
There are several "zombie bodybuilder" jokes. "Newspaper Headline: ZOMBIE BODYBUILDER DOES THE DEADLIFT" was printed in the book Funny Shaped Balls: The Biggest Book of Sporting…
“Today’s American Dream is to be left the fuck alone”
The American dream is "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, the Declaration of Independence states. To many people, the American dream is simply to be left alone, free of government…
“The new American dream is to be left the hell alone”
The American dream is "life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, the Declaration of Independence states. To many people, the American dream is simply to be left alone, free of government…
“If you eat today, thank a farmer. If you eat in peace, thank a veteran”
"If you eat today, thank a farmer. If you eat in peace, thank a veteran" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “If you ate today, thank a farmer” is a saying from the…