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"Vegans are like adults. First you hate them, then you become one and realize they were right all along" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
"I haven’t tried yoga, but I have tried bending over to pick up my keys, so I’m pretty sure I’d hate yoga" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
Cars have a "check engine" light. People do not have a "check liver" light to see if it can handle more alcohol, but there are jokes. "Check liver light" has been…
Many people have a large collection of take-out food condiments, such as Chinese soy sauce packets, Chinese mustard packets, Taco Bell hot sauce packets and McDonald's ketchup packets. Why not…
Many people have a large collection of take-out food condiments, such as Chinese soy sauce packets, Chinese mustard packets, Taco Bell hot sauce packets and McDonald's ketchup packets. Why not…
"We don’t need to eat anyone who would run, swim, or fly away if he could" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "On yet another (poster—ed.), James Cromwell of…
Many people have a large collection of take-out food condiments, such as Chinese soy sauce packets, Chinese mustard packets, Taco Bell hot sauce packets and McDonald's ketchup packets. Why not…
Many runs are planned over holiday weekends, such as a 5k "turkey trot" over Thanksgiving. "I pray to god I never marry into a family that runs 5ks on thanksgiving" was posted…
Cars have a "check engine" light. People do not have a "check liver" light to see if it can handle more alcohol, but there are jokes. "Check liver light" has been…
Many runs are planned over holiday weekends, such as a 5k "turkey trot" over Thanksgiving. "I plan on marrying into a family that does mimosas on holiday mornings instead of…
"Grow gardens, not government" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Authorship is unknown. The saying has been popular with libertarians. "grow gardens not…
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (1755-1826), in the book Physiologie du Gout (1825), wrote "Tell me what you eat, and I shall tell you what you are," often interpreted as "you are what…
"Lying" has more than one meaning. "I can always tell, just by looking, when someone is lying. I can also tell when they're standing" was posted on Twitter by Nathan…
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (1755-1826), in the book Physiologie du Gout (1825), wrote "Tell me what you eat, and I shall tell you what you are," often interpreted as "you are what…
"I gave up my seat for an old lady today........ How was I to know she'd never driven a bus before?" was posted on Twitter by Dean Kinsella on February 24, 2016. "I did a good…
"Wanted: Someone to hand feed me Doritos so my fingers don't get orange. No weirdos" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Doritos (a brand of flavored tortilla…
"Disappear" should not be confused with "dis a pear," but there are jokes. One such joke has been printed on several images. "And for my next trick, I will disappear: You…
"Lying" has more than one meaning. "I can always tell, just by looking, when someone is lying. I can also tell when they're standing" was posted on Twitter by Nathan…
“Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get" is a famous line from the movie Forrest Gump (1994). "Life is like a box of chocolates. It…
“Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you’re gonna get" is a famous line from the movie Forrest Gump (1994). "Life is like a box of chocolates. It…