“Don’t keep calm. Go change the world”
"Keep Calm and Carry On" is a famous British World War II poster. "Don't keep calm. Go change the world" is a variation that has been printed on many images.…
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“Why did the turkey cross the table?”/“To get to the other sides.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A turkey version is: Q: Why did the turkey cross the road/table?A: To…
“Why did the turkey cross the road?”/“To get to the other sides.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A turkey version is: Q: Why did the turkey cross the road/table?A: To…
“Why did the cranberry sauce cross the table?”/“To get to the other sides.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A cranberry sauce version is: Q: Why did the cranberry sauce cross…
“Why did the cranberry sauce cross the plate?”/“To get to the other sides.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A cranberry sauce version is: Q: Why did the cranberry sauce cross…
“Why did the cranberry sauce cross the road?”/“To get to the other sides.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A cranberry sauce version is: Q: Why did the cranberry sauce cross…
“All wine is mulled wine when you think about it”
"Mulled wine" does not mean that someone "mulled it over" (thought about it), but there are jokes. "All wine is mulled wine when you think about it" was posted on…
“All wine is mulled wine, if you think about it”
"Mulled wine" does not mean that someone "mulled it over" (thought about it), but there are jokes. "All wine is mulled wine when you think about it" was posted on…
“Always preheat the oven before you put the meat in”
"Always pre-heat the oven before putting the meat in" or ("Always preheat the oven before you put the meat in") is a sexual innuendo-filled cooking saying that has been printed…
“Always pre-heat the oven before putting the meat in”
"Always pre-heat the oven before putting the meat in" or ("Always preheat the oven before you put the meat in") is a sexual innuendo-filled cooking saying that has been printed…
“My mask broke in the store and it felt like my titty popped out”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic made face masks mandatory in many stores. "My mask broke in the store and it felt like my titty popped out..." is a saying that has been printed…
“My mask broke at the store. I felt like Janet Jackson at the Super Bowl”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic made face masks mandatory in many stores. "My mask broke in the store and it felt like my titty popped out..." is a saying that has been printed…
“Why is Santa Claus immune to COVID-19?”/“Because he has santabodies.”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic made many people wonder if Santa Claus would still deliver presents on Christmas Day. Many people said that Santa Claus would still do his job because he…
“Dr Pepper is just BBQ water”
"'Sprite is just spicy water and Dr. pepper is bbq water' -Tyson Weiler" was posted on Twitter by krista jo on February 18, 2018. "Dr. Pepper DOES NOT taste like BBQ…
“Dr Pepper is just barbeque water”
"'Sprite is just spicy water and Dr. pepper is bbq water' -Tyson Weiler" was posted on Twitter by krista jo on February 18, 2018. "Dr. Pepper DOES NOT taste like BBQ…
“Root beer is just BBQ water”
"Why the hell do people around here call barbeque water 'root beer'" was posted on Twitter by Jason Butterazzi on February 14, 2018. "root beer is just barbecue water"…
“Everything I like is either illegal, expensive or won’t text me back”
"Everything I like is either illegal, expensive or 'just a friend'" and "Everything I like is either illegal, expensive or doesn't/won't text me back" are…
“Everything I like is either illegal, expensive or doesn’t text me back”
"Everything I like is either illegal, expensive or 'just a friend'" and "Everything I like is either illegal, expensive or doesn't/won't text me back" are…
“Everything I like is either illegal, expensive or ‘just a friend’”
"Everything I like is either illegal, expensive or 'just a friend'" and "Everything I like is either illegal, expensive or doesn't/won't text me back" are…
“I only accept apologies in cash”
"I accept apologies in cash" was posted on Twitter by Luke Sparke on June 3, 2009. "I accept apologies in cash, cheesecake or chocolate" was posted on Twitter by Abhi Gupta on…