“To understand paranoid people better, follow them around”
"Understand paranoid people better by following them around" (or "To understand paranoid people better, follow them around") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
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“What if there were no hypothetical questions?”
"What if there were no hypothetical questions?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "What if there were no hypothetical questions?" was printed in the New…
“Doctor: Do you smoke? Me: Yes. Mostly brisket, some ribs.”
"Do you smoke?" is a common question a doctor asks a patient. "Yes, mostly brisket, some ribs" is a jocular answer. "'Do you smoke?' Yeah. Brisket, turkey,…
“What do astronauts use to stay warm?”/“A space heater.”
A "space heater" doesn't involve astronauts and outer space, but there are jokes. "Hey, what do astronauts use when they get cold? A space heater! (Sorry sorry. Sorry.)"…
“You told me the tacos were Keto.”/“I said these are taquitos.”
A keto diet should not be confused with a taquito diet, but there are jokes. A popular meme shows one saying, "You told me the tacos were Keto," with the reply, "I said these are…
“Hotel Manager: Did you rent the entire second floor to clowns? Me: It’s a pretty funny story”
A funny "story" ("storey" in the UK) has nothing to do with the floor of abuilding, but there are jokes. "You're wondering about the floor in my building where we go…
“Pinterest is just adult tumblr”
Pinterest (an American image sharing and social media service_ has been compared to tumblr (an American microblogging and social networking website). "So Pinterest is like a Tumblr, for people…
“Pinterest is just We Heart It for moms”
Pinterest (an American image sharing and social media service) has been compared to We Heart It (an image-based social network). "i feel like pinterest is like the moms version of weheartit…
“Don’t blame a clown acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus”
"Don’t blame a clown acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus" is a political saying (the political "circus") that has been printed on many images.…
“My girlfriend just dumped me for talking about video games. What a ridiculous thing to fallout 4”
"My girlfriend just dumped me for talking too much about video games. What a ridiculous thing to fallout 4" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on November 13, 2015. Fallout 4 is an action…
“OnlyFans is the Etsy of porn”
OnlyFans is a British content subscription service; it is popular with sex workers (who sell sex products). It has been compared to Etsy, an American e-commerce website focused on handmade or…
“Afraid of not getting what you ordered with online shopping? Try online dating!”
"Afraid of not getting what you ordered with online shopping? Try online dating!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that online dating could be better, but is…
“Pinterest is just We Heart It for adults”
Pinterest (an American image sharing and social media service) has been compared to We Heart It (an image-based social network). "i feel like pinterest is like the moms version of weheartit…
“Corn is a speedometer for your digestive system”
Corn goes through one's digestive system and comes out very noticeably. "It occured to me today that chipotle's corn salsa can act as a speedometer for your digestive system"…
“Freedom is lost gradually from an uninterested, uninformed, and uninvolved people”
"Freedom is lost gradually by an uninterested, uninformed, and uninvolved people" was posted on Twitter by JST DAVID on May 3, 2011. "'Freedom is lost gradually from an…
“If I say goodnight & an hour later you see me online, it’s not that I lied it’s just that I failed”
"If I say goodnight and an hour later you see me online it's not that I lied it's just that I failed" is a saying that was posted on Twitter by arty on August 28, 2018. Many…
“I worked in an office on a cul-de-sac. It was a dead end job”
A dead end street is sometimes called a cul-de-sac. There are several cul-de-sac jokes relating to a "dead end job." "I used to work in a cul-de-sac but it was dead end job..."…
“Building cul-de-sacs is a dead end job”
A dead end street is sometimes called a cul-de-sac. There are several cul-de-sac jokes relating to a "dead end job." "I used to work in a cul-de-sac but it was dead end job..."…
“People who buy sex dolls are fucking dummies”
"Whoever called them Sex Dolls and not Fucking Dummies is a fucking dummy" is a joke that was posting on Twitter by Mischievous Mike on May 31, 2016. "I should just buy myself one of…
“What do you call peanuts with guns?”/“Packing peanuts.”
"Packing peanuts" are not actual peanuts, and there is no "packing" (of firearms), but there are jokes. "...packing peanuts, you say? *draws a little peanut with a gun*…