“When I applied for shift work, I didn’t realize the ‘F’ was silent”
"Shift work" is sometimes called "shit work." "Shift Work... The 'f' Is Silent" was posted on Twitter by Gage Findlater on February 25, 2013. "When I…
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“If your crush gets Covid, propose to her. She might say yes due to lack of taste”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic caused sufferers to have an absence of taste. Of course, there were some "lack of taste" jokes. "If your crush gets Covid, it's the right…
“He’s making a list, chicken and rice…”
"Santa Claus Is Comin' to Town" (1934) is a popular Christmas song, but not everyone knows the lyrics. "He's making a list and checking it twice" is sometimes given…
“Marriage should be between a person who hates pickles and another person who will eat that pickle”
Some people do not like pickles (often added to a hamburger), and it's helpful if there is a family member who eats them. "Call me old-fashioned, but I believe marriage should be between…
“Over 40—we did all our stupid stuff before the invention of the internet, so there’s no proof”
"The best thing about being over 40/50/60 is that we did all our stupid stuff before the invention of the internet, so there's no proof" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“Over 60—we did all our stupid stuff before the invention of the internet, so there’s no proof”
"The best thing about being over 40/50/60 is that we did all our stupid stuff before the invention of the internet, so there's no proof" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
Kissmyasserole (kiss my ass + casserole)
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: CasseroleA casserole (French: diminutive of casse, from Provençal cassa 'pan') is a variety of a large, deep pan or bowl, typically with a glass lid,…
“Ceiling fans are just helicopter blades that didn’t study hard enough”
Ceiling fans are sometimes compared to helicopter blades. "Ceiling fans are just helicopter blades that didn't study hard enough... Via @sixthformpoet" was posted on Twitter by…
“Ceiling fans are really just helicopters who gave up on their dreams and opted for an office job”
Ceiling fans are sometimes compared to helicopter blades. "Ceiling fans are just helicopter blades that didn't study hard enough... Via @sixthformpoet" was posted on Twitter by…
“Telephone poles are just trees that got a job”
"Telephone poles are just trees that got a job" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Telephone polls are trees that got a job" was posted on Reddit --…
“You’ll own nothing. And you’ll be happy” (Great Reset)
“You’ll own nothing. And you’ll be happy” is a saying that the World Economic Forum (WEF) has popularized since 2016, and this has been associated with its plans for a Great Reset.…
“Over 50—we did all our stupid stuff before the invention of the internet, so there’s no proof”
"The best thing about being over 40/50/60 is that we did all our stupid stuff before the invention of the internet, so there's no proof" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
“Gyms must remain open. The Constitution guarantees freedom of the press”
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many gyms closing. ">gyms closed well well well look who cares about the freedom of the press now" was posted on Twitter by logical…
“Before coffee: I hate everybody. After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody”
"Before coffee: I hate everybody. After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The coffee saying (with several slight…
“I want to be a bartender. Men named Bart… look out”
"Bartender" should not be confused with "Bart ender," but there are jokes. "I want to be a bartender. Men named Bart... look out" was posted on Twitter by Caitlyn Beth…
“Before coffee: Hates everybody. After coffee: Feels good about hating everybody”
"Before coffee: I hate everybody. After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The coffee saying (with several slight…
“How does a vegetable win a fight?”/“With carrot-y.”
A karate riddle is: Q: How does a vegetable win a fight?A: With carrot-y. "Carrot-y" sounds like "karate." The joke was posted on Twitter by Unlimited Virals on May 23, 2018,…
“I dropped an egg onto a concrete floor and it didn’t break. Concrete floors are really hard”
"I dropped an egg onto a concrete floor and it didn't break. This is probably because concrete floors are really hard" was posted on Twitter by Bob Kostic on February 24, 2019. The…
“Nobody has seen you look worse than the corner shop near your house”
"Nobody has seen you look worse than the corner shop/store near your house" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Nobody has seen you at your worst like the corner store…
“Nobody has seen you look worse than the corner store near your house”
"Nobody has seen you look worse than the corner shop/store near your house" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Nobody has seen you at your worst like the corner store…