“If my last name was Pepper, you can bet your ass I’d have gone to medical school”

Dr Pepper is a carbonated soft drink. “If my last name was pepper I would go to medical school” is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Charles Rogers on February 8, 2014.
 
“if my last name was pepper you can bet your ass i’d be in medical school” was posted on Twitter by i, briel on June 14, 2016. “If my last name was Pepper you can bet your ass I would have gone to medical school” was posted on Twitter by Kim Huck on December 4, 2017. “If my last name was Pepper, you can bet your ass I’d have gone to medical school” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on December 9, 2020.
 
   
Wikipedia: Dr Pepper
Dr Pepper is a carbonated soft drink. It was created in the 1880s by pharmacist Charles Alderton in Waco, Texas, and first served around 1885. Dr Pepper was first nationally marketed in the United States in 1904 and is now also sold in Europe, Asia, North and South America, and Australia, as well as New Zealand and South Africa as an imported good. Variants include Diet Dr Pepper and, beginning in the 2000s, a line of additional flavors.
     
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Charles Rogers
@IamReezin
If my last name was pepper I would go to medical school
5:50 AM · Feb 8, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Bassmasterflash
@Nooodlegroove
If my last name was Pepper, I’d definitely go the medical school
8:58 AM · Aug 10, 2015·Twitter for Android
   
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i, briel
@0kbriel
if my last name was pepper you can bet your ass i’d be in medical school
9:05 PM · Jun 14, 2016·Twitter for Android
   
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David Marsh
@DavidOct31
If my last name was Pepper I would have definitely gone to medical school #DrPepper Yummy #lilSweet #lol
2:38 PM · Sep 26, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Kim Huck
@acejordan23
If my last name was Pepper you can bet your ass I would have gone to medical school.
10:00 AM · Dec 4, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Raiden
@raiden96
If my last #name was #Pepper, you can #bet your ass I’d have gone to #medical #school.
2:58 AM · Dec 15, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Wade
@Wade_23
If my last name was Pepper I would go to medical school just I could become a doctor and be able to write notes for people that said their medical excuse is signed by Dr. Pepper
11:54 AM · Oct 21, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Raiden
@raiden96
If my last #name was #Pepper, you can #bet your ass I’d have gone to #medical #school.
4:43 PM · Dec 15, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
   
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Girl, Inappropriate
@akaMonty
If my last name was Pepper, I’d have gone to medical school.
12:08 AM · Nov 25, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/wtfove December 9, 2020
If my last name was Pepper, you can bet your ass I’d have gone to medical school.