“Gyms must remain open. The Constitution guarantees freedom of the press”

The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many gyms closing. “>gyms closed well well well look who cares about the freedom of the press now” was posted on Twitter by logical nudism on May 26, 2020. The Constitution refers to the “printing” press, but the joke refers to a gym’s “bench” press.
   
“gyms must remain open. the constitution guarantees freedom of the press” was posted on Twitter by “actually it’s good” on December 8, 2020. “The gyms must remain open. The Constitution guarantees freedom of the press” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on December 10, 2020.
   
 
Wikipedia: COVID-19 pandemic
The COVID-19 pandemic, also known as the coronavirus pandemic, is an ongoing pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19) caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2), first identified in December 2019 in Wuhan, China. The outbreak was declared a Public Health Emergency of International Concern in January 2020 and a pandemic in March 2020.
     
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logical nudism
@egg_report
>gyms closed
well well well look who cares about the freedom of the press now
8:15 AM · May 26, 2020·Twitter Web App
 
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actually it’s good
@yungchomsky
gyms must remain open. the constitution guarantees freedom of the press
10:39 AM · Dec 8, 2020 from Brooklyn, NY·Twitter for iPhone
       
Twitter
Kirsten
@misskrechel
Freedom of the press AND the right to bear arms?
Open the gyms YESTERDAY
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actually it’s good
@yungchomsky
· Dec 8
gyms must remain open. the constitution guarantees freedom of the press
10:57 PM · Dec 8, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Speckz5701 December 10, 2020
The gyms must remain open
The Constitution guarantees freedom of the press
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2_black_cats
How else am I supposed to bear arms if I can’t show off these guns
Groovicity
Would you be willing to take this testimony all the way to the bench?
Inside-Mammoth3909
Now we can’t do squat
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Texgymratdad December 11, 2020
The gyms must stay open.
The Constitution guarantees the Freedom of the Press!
 
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Alex Chiodo
@AlexChiodo94
The gyms must remain open. The constitution grants freedom of the press #COVID
10:24 PM · Dec 11, 2020 from Spout Springs, NC·Twitter for iPhone