“Hot sauce is usually served at room temperature”
Hot sauce is usually not served hot. It is usually served cold (after refrigeration) or at room temperature. "Chili is served hot, but hot sauce is room temperature. #blackoutandcurtain"…
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“Hot sauce is traditionally served lukewarm”
Hot sauce is usually not served hot. It is usually served cold (after refrigeration) or at room temperature. "Chili is served hot, but hot sauce is room temperature. #blackoutandcurtain"…
“If you let the government break the law because of an ‘emergency’...”
Government often has "emergency" exceptions to laws. "If you let the government break the law because of an 'emergency', they will always create an 'emergency' to…
“Saying fuck when it’s cold out makes you less cold”
Many people greet the cold weather by saying, "Fuck, it's cold!" "Saying fuck when it’s cold out makes you less cold" was posted on Twitter by 30andTired on December 11,…
“Tuesday is just Monday’s evil twin”
Tuesday is often compared to Monday -- a day (the traditional start of the work week) that few people like. "Work, work, work and waiting for snow that may or may not be coming. Ahh, Tuesday,…
“Ceiling fans are just mobiles for adults”
Ceiling fans are sometimes compared to mobiles. "Ceiling Fans are just adult mobiles #naptime" was posted on Twitter by Mike Brady on June 23, 2013. "Ceiling fans are mobiles for…
“Farts are just food ghosts”
"Farts are just food ghosts" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "They should call farts food ghosts..." was posted on Twitter by Karlo Arenas on November…
“All I want for Christmas is to be off the car extended warranty call list”
"All I want for Christmas is to be off the car extended warranty (call) list" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The car warranty phone calls and emails seem to…
“It was the bestestershire, it was the worcestershire”
Government often has "emergency" exceptions to laws. "If you let the government break the law because of an 'emergency', they will always create an 'emergency' to…
“The existence of Worcestershire sauce implies the existence of Bestestershire sauce”
There is worcestershire sauce, but there is no bestestershire sauce (that is, "worst" and "best"). "Would Worcestershire sauce be more popular if it were called…
“If you let politicians break the law in an emergency, they will create an emergency…”
Government often has "emergency" exceptions to laws. "If you let the government break the law because of an 'emergency', they will always create an 'emergency' to…
“Hot sauce is typically served cold”
Hot sauce is usually not served hot. It is usually served cold (after refrigeration) or at room temperature. "Chili is served hot, but hot sauce is room temperature. #blackoutandcurtain"…
“Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second jar of Marmite?”
Marmite is something that many people don’t use a lot of. "I lived under so many Prime Ministers, I'm on my second jar of marmite" was posted on Twitter by Geoff(Disenfrachised…
“Raisins are just zombie grapes”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: RaisinA raisin is a dried grape. Raisins are produced in many regions of the world and may be eaten raw or used in cooking, baking, and brewing. In the United…
“Has anyone lived long enough to buy a second bottle of Worcestershire sauce?”
Worcestershire sauce is something that many people don't use a lot of. "Has anyone lived long enough to buy a 2nd bottle of Worchestershire sauce ?" was posted on Twitter by Jason on…
“How much weed am I supposed to put in this chicken pot pie?”
There usually is no weed ("pot") in a chicken pot pie, but there are jokes. "How much weed am I supposed to put in this chicken pot pie?" was posted on Twitter by steve…
“Raisins are just grape mummies”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: RaisinA raisin is a dried grape. Raisins are produced in many regions of the world and may be eaten raw or used in cooking, baking, and brewing. In the United…
“We’ve been married so long we’re on our second bottle of Worcestershire sauce”
Worcestershire sauce is something that many people don't use a lot of. "Has anyone lived long enough to buy a 2nd bottle of Worchestershire sauce ?" was posted on Twitter by Jason on…
“Cheese wheels are grated on a curve”
"Grated on a curve" is a cheesy pun for "graded on a curve." "Cheeses cripes! I didn't do so gouda-n that quiz. Hope it's grated on a curve" was posted on…
“She: What was the last book that made you cry? Me: ‘Concepts of Physics’ by H. C. Verma”
Teachers like to recommend books that involve students emotionally. However, books that "make students cry" might not be the best recommendations. "She: What was the last book that…