“Goat cheese is the GOAT cheese”
“GOAT” is slang meaning “Greatest Of All Time.” "Goat cheese is the Goat cheese" was posted on Twitter by Adam Diorio on February 14, 2013. "Goat cheese is the GOAT…
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“My posts were removed. Someone took a fence”
Entry in progress -- BP Reddit -- Dadjokes Posted by u/Brucemoose1 October 14, 2020Recently I’ve had to remove several of my posts.Someone took a fence. Reddit -- DadjokesPosted by…
“If I say ‘I’m hungry,’ we got about 27 minutes until I’m a different person”
People behave differently when they're hungry. "If I say 'I could eat' we’ve got about 32 minutes tops before I am flat out a different person" was posted on Twitter by…
Chip Kief (Chip Keef)
"Keef" (or "kief") is a cannabis term referring to the resinous trichomes of cannabis that may accumulate in containers. People have compared this to the dust from Doritos and…
Chip Keef (Chip Kief)
"Keef" (or "kief") is a cannabis term referring to the resinous trichomes of cannabis that may accumulate in containers. People have compared this to the dust from Doritos and…
“This pandemic ain’t over until Costco starts serving free samples again”
Costco (a big-box retail store chain) became famous for offering its members free samples of some products, but this was suspended in 2020 during the Covid-19 (coronavirus) pandemic.…
“What do you call a building full of guitarists?”/“Prison.”
A guitarist riddle was posted on the newsgroup alt.music.ramones on November 20, 2003: Q: What do you call a building full of guitarists?A: Jail. This version was posted on the newsgroup…
“What do you call a building full of guitarists?”/“Jail.”
A guitarist riddle was posted on the newsgroup alt.music.ramones on November 20, 2003: Q: What do you call a building full of guitarists?A: Jail. This version was posted on the newsgroup…
“Jesus wasn’t a socialist. He actually fed people”
It is often claimed that Jesus was a socialist. Conservatives countered this with a meme: "Jesus wasn't a socialist. He actually fed people." "Jesus wasn't a socialist. He…
Arkansas: “Arkansas is just Kansas for pirates”
The name of the state of "Arkansas" also contains the name of the state of "Kansas." There is "Ar" that is added, and this is something that a pirate might say.…
“What do you call a building filled with guitar players?”/“Jail.”
A guitarist riddle was posted on the newsgroup alt.music.ramones on November 20, 2003: Q: What do you call a building full of guitarists?A: Jail. This version was posted on the newsgroup…
“Caution: When someone says get a grip, apparently around their neck is NOT what they meant”
"Caution: When someone says get a grip, apparently around their neck is NOT what they meant" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "CAUTION: When someone says get…
“The dust on Doritos and cheese puffs is chip keef”
"Keef" (or "kief") is a cannabis term referring to the resinous trichomes of cannabis that may accumulate in containers. People have compared this to the dust from Doritos and…
“This year, 4/20 falls on taco Tuesday. This is it people. This is what we’ve been training for”
April 20th (4/20 Day in cannabis culture) sometimes falls on a taco Tuesday -- convenient for those who get the munchies. "This year, 4/20 falls on taco Tuesday. This is it people. This is…
“What do you call a carnivorous weatherman?”/“A meat-eater-ologist.”
A meteorologist riddle is: Q: What do you call a carnivorous weatherman?A: A meat-eater-ologist. The riddle was printed in the Los Angeles (CA) Times on October 22, 2002. "Meaty…
“I need to get back in shape, but I’m kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end”
"I need to get back in shape, but I'm kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I need to get my life together but I’m kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end”
"I need to get back in shape, but I'm kind of waiting to see if the world is going to end before I put any real effort in" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“I buy store brand Spanish rice, not name brands. As they say, ‘Arroz by any other name…’”
"Arroz" (the Spanish word for "rice") can sound like "a "rose." "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet" is a famous line from William…
“Statistically, a gun is far less likely to be used in a crime than a Senator is”
"Statistically, a gun is much less likely to be used in a crime than a senator" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Statistically, a gun is far less likely to be used…
“My favorite outdoors activity is getting my packages at the door and bringing them in”
Many people are not outdoor types. A comment was posted on Twitter by Laurent Perrier on April 1, 2021: "My favorite outdoors activity is getting my packages at the door and bringing them…