“It’s June 1st! We’re all dismayed”
The word "dismay" has nothing to do with the month of May, but there are jokes. "Good morning, everyone. It's June 1. We are disMAYed" was posted on Twitter by El Gecko on…
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“‘It’s June already?!’ said Tom, dismayed”
The word "dismay" has nothing to do with the month of May, but there are jokes. "Good morning, everyone. It's June 1. We are disMAYed" was posted on Twitter by El Gecko on…
“Be not dismayed cause dis June”
The word "dismay" has nothing to do with the month of May, but there are jokes. "Good morning, everyone. It's June 1. We are disMAYed" was posted on Twitter by El Gecko on…
Quaranteam (quarantine + team)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic caused people to quarantine together and form a "quaranteam" (quarantine + team). "Quaranteam" > Quarantine" was posted on Twitter by…
Pandejo (pandemia/pandemic + pendejo)
"Pandejo" is a Spanish portmanteau term from "pandemic" ("pandemia" in Spanish) and "pendejo" (Spanish for "idiot"). A "pandejo" during…
“I had heard so much raving about ‘The Big Apple,’ as it was called” (Malcolm X, 1964)
African-American Muslim minister and human rights activist Malcolm X (1925-1965) was assassinated in Harlem's Audubon Ballroom on February 21, 1965. In 1987. New York Mayor Ed Koch re-named…
“Two peanuts walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A peanut version is: "Two peanuts walked into a bar. One was a salted…
“Counting past 39 is not my forte”
"Forte" can sound like "forty," and there are jokes. "Counting past 39 is not my forte" was posted on Twitter by Julian Lee on July 18, 2013. "Counting past 39 in…
“Hackers need to step the fuck up and delete everyone’s student loans”
"Hackers need to step their game up and delete everyone's loans, bad credit and mortgages" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Hackers seems to delete…
Quaranteaming (quarantine + teaming)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic caused people to quarantine together and form a "quaranteam" (quarantine + team). "Quaranteam" > Quarantine" was posted on Twitter by…
“Counting past thirty-nine is not my forte”
"Forte" can sound like "forty," and there are jokes. "Counting past 39 is not my forte" was posted on Twitter by Julian Lee on July 18, 2013. "Counting past 39 in…
“Two peanuts walk out of a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A peanut version is: "Two peanuts walked into a bar. One was a salted…
“Prawnography: (n) - a documentary on shrimp”
"Prawnography" (prawn + pornography) is a portmanteau that has appeared in many jokes. "I wonder if shrimp are into prawnography?" was posted on Twitter by Al Dopa on December…
“What’s the difference between a conspiracy theory and the truth?”/“Five years.”
What's the difference between a conspiracy theory and the truth? A joke is that the only difference is time -- that is, the conspiracy theory will eventually be proven to be true. "what…
“I’m not a hot mess. I’m a spicy disaster”
"I'm not a hot mess. I'm a spicy disaster" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown and probably comes from an image. "I ain't a Hot…
“Me: Sorry I’m late. I broke down on the way to work. Boss: Is your car working fine now?”
"I broke down on the way to work" could mean the car broke down...or the employee broke down. "I broke down on the way to work the other day; I don't know what actually…
“What’s the difference between a conspiracy theory and the truth?”/“Time.”
What's the difference between a conspiracy theory and the truth? A joke is that the only difference is time -- that is, the conspiracy theory will eventually be proven to be true. "what…
“French fries are a vehicle for ketchup”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterLauren Pettapiece@potpiesReplying to @artichkme@artichkme fries are merely vehicles for the ketchup1:47 PM · Nov 25, 2008·Twitter Web Client…
“Dosas are just a vehicle for chutney”
Dosa (a thin pancake or crepe) is often eaten with chutney. Many Indian foods have been called a "vehicle for chutney." "What is a dosa, if not a vehicle for tamarind chutney?"…
“Hackers need to step the fuck up and delete everyone’s loans and mortgages”
"Hackers need to step their game up and delete everyone's loans, bad credit and mortgages" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Hackers seems to delete…