“Too young for retirement. Too poor to quit. Too fat to strip”
"Too young for retirement. Too poor to quit. Too fat to strip" is a work saying that has been printed on several images. "So I continue" is added, far at the bottom. "To…
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“Too young to retire. Too poor to quit. Too fat to strip”
"Too young for retirement. Too poor to quit. Too fat to strip" is a work saying that has been printed on several images. "So I continue" is added, far at the bottom. "To…
“Too tired to work. Too poor to quit. Too old for a sugar daddy. Too fat to strip”
"Too young for retirement. Too poor to quit. Too fat to strip" is a work saying that has been printed on several images. "So I continue" is added, far at the bottom. "To…
“Rotate my tires? I rotate them every time I drive!”
"Streaking" that originally aired on September 6, 1998. Wikipedia: Tire rotation Tire rotation is the practice of moving the wheels and tires of an automobile from one position to…
“Fast food restaurants should have a third window where you can trade in the wrong stuff they gave you at the second window”
Drive thru restaurants often have a first window for payment, and then a second window to pick up the food. Some people have suggested that a third window is needed to correct the order. "Fast…
“McDonald’s should have a 3rd window, where you can trade in all the wrong shit they gave you at the second window”
Drive thru restaurants often have a first window for payment, and then a second window to pick up the food. Some people have suggested that a third window is needed to correct the order. "Fast…
“Fast food restaurants need a third window where you can trade in all the wrong food they gave you at the second window”
Drive thru restaurants often have a first window for payment, and then a second window to pick up the food. Some people have suggested that a third window is needed to correct the order. "Fast…
“I hate it when TV shows say they contain ‘adult situations’ but then don’t show anyone going to work, paying their bills…”
"I hate it when TV shows say they contain 'adult situations' but then don't show anyone going to work, paying their bills or cleaning up after their kids" is a saying that…
“Big Apple” (painting by Vladimir Kush, 2024)
Russian-born American painter Vladimir Kush unveiled his new painting "Big Apple" (oil on canvas 73x30 in) in May 2024. Kush explained his painting in a short video on Facebook on May 7,…
“Getting offended by something posted on the internet is like choosing to step in dog shit instead of walking around it”
"Getting offended by something posted on the internet is like choosing to step in dog crap/poop/shit instead of walking around it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That…
“I’m thinking about getting a pet to take jogging with me. Maybe a turtle”
Many people jog/run with their dogs. "I can't run fast enough to take my dog jogging, so I got a pet turtle" was posted on Facebook by Mark Renfroe on December 15, 2017.…
“Sometimes I just want to grab my 7 dollars and run away”
"Sometimes I just want to grab/take my three dollars and run away" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker doesn't have much money, but desires independence.…
“Sometimes I just want to grab my 3 dollars and run away”
"Sometimes I just want to grab/take my three dollars and run away" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker doesn't have much money, but desires independence.…
“What was the hackers’ rehabilitation meeting called?”/“Anonymous Anonymous.”
There are many "Anonymous" help groups, like Alcoholics Anonymous. What would a hackers group be called? "What was the hackers' rehabilitation meeting called? Anonymous…
“Unless you’re music, I don’t want to listen to you in the morning”
"Unless you're music, I don't want to listen to you in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people want music -- not stress -- in the morning.…
“Took my own lunch to work and didn’t buy a coffee today so I should be able to afford to buy a house any day now”
Some people believe that they can save a lot of money if they bring lunch to work and don't buy coffee. This was posted on X/Twitter by andy on April 6, 2022, and received over 287,000 likes:…
“Unless you’re music, I don’t wanna listen to you in the morning”
"Unless you're music, I don't want to listen to you in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people want music -- not stress -- in the morning.…
“Why does inclusiveness include everything except opposing views?”
"Why does inclusiveness include everything except opposing views?" (or "Why does inclusiveness include everything except conservative views?") is a saying that has been printed…
“Why does inclusiveness include everything except conservative views?”
"Why does inclusiveness include everything except opposing views?" (or "Why does inclusiveness include everything except conservative views?") is a saying that has been printed…
“Sometimes I just want to take my three dollars and run away”
"Sometimes I just want to grab/take my three dollars and run away" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker doesn't have much money, but desires independence.…