“You know it’s fall in Florida when the license plates change colors”
"You know it's fall in Florida when the license plate colors begin to change" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The saying means that "snowbirds" are driving…
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“How can you tell it’s fall in Florida? When the color of license plates begin to change”
"You know it's fall in Florida when the license plate colors begin to change" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The saying means that "snowbirds" are driving…
“I may not be totally sane, but at least all my personalities agree that coffee is amazing”
"I may not be totally sane, but at least all (of) my personalities agree that coffee is amazing" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images "It may not be…
“I may not be totally sane, but at least all of my personalities agree that coffee is amazing”
"I may not be totally sane, but at least all (of) my personalities agree that coffee is amazing" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images "It may not be…
“A friend of mine just lost a game of Scrabble. It didn’t look good from the word go”
"From the word go" is an expression that means "from the start." It usually doesn't involve the literal word "go," but there are Scrabble jokes. "Attended…
“Getting your kid ready for school after a long break is like preparing someone who’s been in jail for 30 years to re-enter society”
Many school children have a difficult time getting ready for school after a long break (such as the four-day Thanksgiving weekend, the Christmas break and the midwinter recess break). This was…
“My signature move is writing ‘please see attached’ and then confidently hitting send with absolutely nothing attached”
Many people write "please see attached" in an email -- and then forget to attach anything. This was posted on X/Twitter and Bluesky by sixfootcandy on August 20, 2025: "My signature…
“It’s officially ‘let’s circle back next year’ season”
In late December, people often say, "Let's circle back next year." This means that the situation will be discussed after the new year. December is sometimes jokingly called…
Entry in progress—BP213
Entry in progress -- BP
“I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat”
"I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn't own a business, and my PE teacher was fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. In other words, the teachers…
“I knew school was a joke when I had a fat PE teacher”
"I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn't own a business, and my PE teacher was fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. In other words, the teachers…
“I knew school was a scam when we had a fat PE teacher”
"I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn't own a business, and my PE teacher was fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. In other words, the teachers…
“I knew school was a scam when my business teacher never owned a business”
"I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn't own a business, and my PE teacher was fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. In other words, the teachers…
“I realized school was a joke when my business teacher didn’t own a business and my PE teacher couldn’t pass their own fitness test”
"I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn't own a business, and my PE teacher was fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. In other words, the teachers…
“Ummmm no I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source”
Instagram Reels (short videos) is a format that was popularized by TikTok. These short videos can be addicting, but many people believe they are time-wasters. This humorous comment was posted on…
“If by ‘picking up hotties at the club’ you mean going to Costco for rotisserie chicken then yeah I am”
Costco is a "club" (a warehouse club of retail stores), but it's not a nightclub. There are jokes about going to "the club." "if by 'picking up hotties at the…
“I am now at the age where picking up a hottie at the club means buying a rotisserie chicken at Costco”
Costco is a "club" (a warehouse club of retail stores), but it's not a nightclub. There are jokes about going to "the club." "if by 'picking up hotties at the…
Entry in progress—BP210
Entry in progress -- BP
“The only thing I take seriously in the newspapers nowadays is Fish and Chips. And even that I take with a pinch of salt”
Fish and chips in the United Kingdom used to be served wrapped in a newspaper page, although this practice has mostly ended. The fish and chips were literally "in" a newspaper, but were…
“Where do ghosts go out?”/“Where they can get boos and sheet faced.”
Ghosts are often depicted wearing sheets and saying "boo." Several popular Halloween jokes have ghosts with "boos" ("booze') and getting "sheet-faced"…