“A recent survey has said that 29% of owners sleep with their pets on the bed. I tried it once, fucking goldfish died”

Should pets be allowed in bed? This joke was posted on Facebook by John Booth (and others) on October 10, 2021:
 
“Thanks to the people that said its fine to allow your pets to sleep on your bed. My goldfish is now dead.”
   
A similar joke had been told earlier. “A recent survey has said that 29% of owners sleep with their pets on the bed. I tried it once, fucking goldfish died…...” was posted on X/Twitter by Josaphineee (and others) on July 5, 2011.
 
     
X/Twitter
Josaphineee
@jogirlio
A recent survey has said that 29% of owners sleep with their pets on the bed. I tried it once, fucking goldfish died…...  
#Haaaa
1:47 PM · Jul 5, 2011
 
Facebook   
Damen Drake
July 5, 2011 at 3:28 PM ·
A recent survey has said that 29% of owners sleep with their pets on the bed. I tried it once, fucking goldfish died…...
 
X/Twitter
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@papishootlow
A recent survey has said that 29% of owners sleep with their pets on the bed. I tried it once, fucking gold fish died..
6:53 PM · Jul 8, 2011
   
X/Twitter
Matthew Delk
@Coach_Delk
A recent survey showed that 29% of pet owners sleep with their pets on the bed. I tried it once, fucking gold fish died.
9:51 PM · Jul 8, 2011
 
Facebook
Terry Gray
May 27, 2017 at 8:38 PM ·
In a recent survey, it was revealed that 29% of pet owners happy to let their pets sleep on the end of their bed. I tried it once. damn gold fish died…
 
Facebook
Jaime JJ Longueira
June 9, 2017 at 5:00 AM ·
29% of pet owners are happy to let their pets sleep on the end of their bed…I tried it once… fucking gold fish died…
 
Facebook
Les Berghofer
March 14, 2018 at 6:07 PM ·
A recent survey showed 29% of people sleep with there pet on the bed, I tried that now my goldfish is dead
 
Facebook
Paul Leachman
June 27, 2018 at 4:09 AM ·
Apparently 40% of pet owners let their pets sleep on the bed with them so I tried it. My goldfish is now dead…. ☹️
     
Facebook
Neil McArthur
April 23, 2019 at 3:31AM ·
Apparently, 29% of pet owners let their pet sleep on the bed with them, so I gave it a try. Now my goldfish is dead.
 
X/Twitter
chris jolley
@mr2790740544
30% of pet owners, let their pets sleep in bed with them. I tried it last night. My goldfish is now dead. (Sorry but it really tickled me)
1:36 PM · Jan 22, 2020
 
Facebook
Paul Mccarthy
August 19, 2020 at 2:54 AM ·
Apparently 29% of pet owners let their pet sleep on the bed with them.
I tried it….
And my goldfish is now dead..
 
Facebook
John Booth
October 10, 2021 at 4:04 PM ·
Thanks to the people that said its fine to allow your pets to sleep on your bed. My goldfish is now dead.
 
Facebook
Paul Gale
October 10, 2011 at 4:09 PM ·
Thanks to the people that said its fine to allow your pets to sleep on your bed. My goldfish is now dead.
   
X/Twitter
Dzintra - Author
@DzintraSullivan
Thanks to the people that said its fine to allow your pets to sleep on your bed.
My goldfish is now dead.
#notsorry
6:21 AM · Oct 13, 2022
 
X/Twitter
Anubis Darkwatch
@DJxAnubis
Thanks to all the people that said it’s fine to allow your pets to sleep on your bed. My goldfish is now dead! 🙄🙄
10:19 AM · Oct 14, 2022
 
X/Twitter
🍀🇮🇪☘️Wat_the_deuce☘️🇮🇪🍀
@Wat_the_deuce
THANKS TO THE PEOPLE THAT SAID ITS FINE TO ALLOW YOUR PETS TO SLEEP ON YOUR BED.
MY GOLDFISH ARE NOW DEAD. “ASSHOLE’S!!! 😭
5:10 AM · Oct 17, 2022
   
iFunny
EnNisThEMenAce
3 dec 2022
Thanks to the people that said its fine to allow your pets to sleep on your bed. My goldfish is now dead.
 
X/Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Thanks to the people that said it’s fine to allow your pets to sleep on your bed. My goldfish is now dead.
6:37 PM · Dec 29, 2023
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November 2, 2024 at 7:45 AM ·
Thanks to the
people that said
its fine to allow
your pets to sleep
on your bed. My
goldfish is now
dead.