“I always have a well-balanced breakfast of coffee, coffee, and a little more coffee”
A “balanced breakfast” usually means a variety of breakfast items, such as eggs, bacon, cheese, oatmeal, cereal, milk, orange juice and coffee. To some people, a “balanced breakfast” just means coffee.
“@CoffeeCupNews Balanced breakfast? You mean a cup of coffee in each hand?” was posted on X/Twitter by Ted Kopp on August 29, 2010. “@CoffeeCupNews A coffee in each hand is a perfectly balanced breakfast” was posted on X/Twitter by Flibster on August 29, 2010. “A balanced breakfast is a cup of coffee in each hand” was posted on X/Twitter by Andréa Ratti on November 21, 2014. “A balanced breakfast means having a coffee in each hand” was posted on X/Twitter by Casper on September 17, 2015.
“I always have a well-balanced breakfast of coffee and more coffee” (shown on an ecard) was posted on X/Twitter by someecards on June 6, 2017. “I always have a well-balanced breakfast of coffee, coffee, and a little more coffee☕️☕️☕️☕️” was posted on Facebook by putlambinit on May 24, 2022. “If by ‘balanced breakfast’ you mean a coffee followed by another coffee, then yes, I’ve had a balanced breakfast” was posted on X/Twitter by Benny Boy on March 26, 2024, and this received over 3,800 likes.
“A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand” is a related saying.
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Ted Kopp
@tedkopp
@CoffeeCupNews Balanced breakfast? You mean a cup of coffee in each hand?
11:22 AM · Aug 29, 2010
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Flibster
@Flibster
@CoffeeCupNews A coffee in each hand is a perfectly balanced breakfast.
11:29 AM · Aug 29, 2010
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Andréa Ratti
@TheGradeARatti
A balanced breakfast is a cup of coffee in each hand
9:51 AM · Nov 21, 2014
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Casper
@Casper
A balanced breakfast means having a coffee in each hand.
9:53 AM · Sep 17, 2015
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someecards
@someecards
Written by @wordlust https://some.ly/8ljHYUX/
(“I always have a well-balanced breakfast of coffee and more coffee” is shown on an ecard.—ed.)
10:35 AM · Jun 6, 2017
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businessman
@bigbusinessman
if by balanced breakfast you mean two coffees
11:04 AM · Oct 7, 2020
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✨⚡️Nurse K ⚡️✨
@Nurse_K_
A well balanced breakfast is a coffee in each hand.
10:25 AM · Dec 30, 2021
Facebook
putlambinit
May 24, 2022 at 11:27 AM ·
I always have a
well-balanced
breakfast of coffee,
coffee, and a little
more coffee☕️☕️☕️☕️
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Benny Boy
@Camel_Crushin
If by balanced breakfast you mean depression and coffee, then yes, I have that every morning.
11:36 AM · May 26, 2022
Facebook
Jill Werner
October 6, 2022 at 7:18 AM ·
I always have a
well-balanced breakfast of coffee, coffee, and a little more coffee.
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Benny Boy
@Camel_Crushin
Balanced breakfast? You mean coffee?
8:18 AM · Feb 27, 2024
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Benny Boy
@Camel_Crushin
If by “balanced breakfast” you mean a coffee followed by another coffee, then yes, I’ve had a balanced breakfast.
9:17 AM · Mar 26, 2024
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Prasham
@zenithalin
if by “balanced breakfast” you mean a coffee followed by another coffee, then another to balance it out then yes, i’ve had a balanced breakfast.
10:14 PM · Mar 27, 2024
Facebook
Brew HA HA
January 3, 2025 at 5:01 AM ·
I always have a balanced breakfast of coffee and more coffee #coffeetime #coffeeaddict #coffeelovers #coffeeholic #morningcoffee
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Bluesky
LyndaGood
@lyndagood.bsky.social
[I always have a well-balanced
breakfast of coffee, coffee, and a little more coffee.
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8:22 AM · Mar 18, 2025
Bluesky
Pat Fuller
@bannerite.bsky.social
It’s Thursday! I’m going to drink my coffee and be grateful today!
[I always have a well-balanced breakfast of coffee, coffee, and a little more coffee.
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6:24 AM · Oct 9, 2025
Facebook
Coffee
October 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM ·
A balanced breakfast? Coffee in both hands, obviously.