“What do you have when you get five yachts?”/“Yachtzee!”
The dice game of Yahtzee has nothing to do with yachts, but there are jokes. "Yachtzee: What a child, or another person, may say when they see this type of boat" was posted on the…
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“It’s not a booster. It’s the 3rd shot of a product that already failed twice”
"It's not a booster. It's the 3rd shot of a product that already failed twice" (or "It's not a booster. It's the third shot of a product that already failed…
“Breakfast tacos are the most important meal of the day”
"Breakfast is the most important meal of the day" is a popular saying. "Breakfast tacos are the most important meal of the day" is a taco variation. "ACL (Austin City…
Yachtzee (yacht + Yahtzee)
The dice game of Yahtzee has nothing to do with yachts, but there are jokes. "Yachtzee: What a child, or another person, may say when they see this type of boat" was posted on the…
“We homeschool because we have seen the village and we don’t want it raising our children”
"It takes a village to raise a child" is an African proverb. "I homeschool because I have seen the village and I don't want it raising my children" (or "We homeschool…
“What do you call a dad who’s fallen through the ice?”/“A popsicle.”
A popsicle does not contain a "pop" (dad), but there's a dad joke riddle: Q: What do you call a dad who's fallen through the ice?A: A popsicle. Authorship of the joke is…
“I homeschool because I have seen the village and I don’t want it raising my children”
"It takes a village to raise a child" is an African proverb. "I homeschool because I have seen the village and I don't want it raising my children" (or "We homeschool…
“Beating someone with a baguette is assault with a breadly weapon”
"Deadly weapon" shouldn't be confused with "breadly weapon," but there are jokes. "assault with a breadly weapon" was posted on Twitter by Stephen Toulouse on…
Big Apple of Idaho (Fruitland, Idaho nickname)
Fruitland, Idaho, is a city that was named after its apple orchards, and its nickname is "the Big Apple of Idaho." It's uncertain when Fruitland received this nickname. "Big…
“The truth does not require your participation to exist. Bullshit does”
"The truth does not require your participation to exist. Bullshit does" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying has been credited to American ethnobotanist and…
“We’re fighting a billion dollar propaganda industry with memes. How cool is that?”
"We’re fighting a billion dollar propaganda industry with memes. How cool is that?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "We are fighting the billion dollar propaganda…
“Tacos are healthier than crystal meth”
"Bacon is healthier than crystal meth," "Donuts are healthier than crystal meth," "Pizza is healthier than crystal meth" and "Tacos are healthier than crystal…
“Beating up someone with a big pretzel is a salt with a breadly weapon”
"Deadly weapon" shouldn't be confused with "breadly weapon," but there are jokes. "assault with a breadly weapon" was posted on Twitter by Stephen Toulouse on…
“It’s not a booster, it’s a 3rd shot of something that didn’t work the first 2 times!”
"It's not a booster. It's the 3rd shot of a product that already failed twice" (or "It's not a booster. It's the third shot of a product that already failed…
“If you are willing to abandon your principles for convenience, or social acceptability…”
"If you are willing to abandon your principles for convenience, or social acceptability, they are not your principles, they are your costume" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“I have a medical condition. I’m allergic to tyranny. It makes me break out in rebellion”
"I have a medical condition. I'm allergic to tyranny. It makes me break out in rebellion" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is in reference to the COVID-19…
“In order to be effective, truth must penetrate like an arrow—and that is likely to hurt”
Twittercrystal@crystal"In order to be effective truth must penetrate like an arrow - and that is likely to hurt."2:03 PM · Feb 9, 2007·Twitter Web Client
“Coffee is a kind of magic you can drink”
"Coffee is a kind of magic you can drink" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is from the book The Girl Who Fell Beneath Fairyland and Led the Revels There…
“Pollen is the snow of the south”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterEl Arroyo@ElArroyo_ATXIYKYK https://instagr.am/p/CYRrTGGuzNE/(The following text is shown on the restaurant's sign. -- ed.)POLLENIS THESNOW OFTHE SOUTH12:32 PM…
“Testing yourself constantly for disease when you have no symptoms is a form of mental illness”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterZUBY:@ZubyMusicTesting yourself constantly for disease when you have no symptoms is a form of mental illness.10:27 AM · Dec 21, 2021·Twitter for Android…