“Age doesn’t matter unless you’re a cheese”
"Age doesn't matter unless you're a cheese" is a jocular one-line saying that has appeared in many quotation collections, always credited to American actress Billie Burke…
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“Aging Tips, #37: If you have to make an ‘augh’ sound doing it, it counts as exercise”
Many old people make sounds as they exercise. This was posted on Facebook by "im not right in the head.com" on May 23, 2024: "Aging Tips, #37: If you have to make an 'augh'…
“Agree with me on 9 of 12 issues, vote for me. Agree on 12 of 12, see a psychiatrist” (Ed Koch)
New York Mayor Ed Koch (1924-2013) said that no one should be expected to agree with him on everything, but people should vote for him if they agreed with his positions on most things. "If you…
“Agriculture majors who become farmers always find a job in their field”
Many college graduates can't find jobs in what they majored in. "In this economy even farmers are having a hard time getting a job in their field" was posted on Twitter on May 21,…
“Ah, nothing like the smell of freshly brewed magical psychotic rage stabilizer in the morning”
"Ah, nothing like the smell of freshly brewed magical psychotic rage stabilizer in the morning" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on several images. The line is a take-off…
“Ahmed walks into Abbar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." An anti-joke version with Islamic names is: "Ahmed walks into Abbar..."…
“Aim so high that others will think you’re crazy”
"Aim so high that others will think you're crazy" is a motivational saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on October 17, 2016. "Reach…
“Ain’t no fuckin way that whole Siberian Orchestra is trans”
Trans-Siberian Orchestra (TSO) is an American rock band. "Trans-Siberian" usually means "across Siberia," but there are jokes where "trans" means…
“Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone”
"Ain't No Sunshine" (1971) is a song by Bill Withers (1938-2020). The lyric "Ain't no sunshine when she's gone" is joked as ""Ain't no sunshine…
“Ain’t it weird liberals celebrate Women’s History Month when they can’t even tell you what a woman is”
Women's History Month is celebrated in March in the United States. "It’s weird #Liberals celebrate Women’s History month when they can’t even tell you what a woman is" was…
“Aioli have eyes for you”
"Aioli have eyes for you #kitchensongs" was posted on Twitter by Sue on May 24, 2010. The joke is a pun on the famous song "I Only Have Eyes for You" (1934), by composer Harry…
“Aioli is just bougie mayonnaise”
Aioli (made from garlic, salt and olive oil) is similar to mayonnaise (made from oil, egg yolk, and an acid, either vinegar or lemon juice). "Mayonnaise is disgusting and aioli is just bougie…
“Aioli is just mayo that studied abroad”
Aioli (made from garlic, salt and olive oil) is similar to mayonnaise (made from oil, egg yolk, and an acid, either vinegar or lemon juice). "Aioli is just mayonnaise that did a semester…
“Aioli is just mayonnaise that did a semester abroad”
Aioli (made from garlic, salt and olive oil) is similar to mayonnaise (made from oil, egg yolk, and an acid, either vinegar or lemon juice). "Aioli is just mayonnaise that did a semester…
“Air conditioning implies the existence of air shampooing”
Reddit -- Funny Posted by u/Gemaman2 April 14, 2014If shampoo is meant to be applied first for conditioner to fully work, why don't we have air shampoos? Reddit -- ShittyasksciencePosted by…
“Air fryers are easy bake ovens for adults”
The Easy-Bake Oven is a toy that was introduced in 1963 to help teach young children to cook. An air fryer is sometimes said to be a similar toy for older individuals. "Air fryers are the easy…
“Air fryers are the easy bake ovens many of us never got as children”
The Easy-Bake Oven is a toy that was introduced in 1963 to help teach young children to cook. An air fryer is sometimes said to be a similar toy for older individuals. "Air fryers are the easy…
“Air Jordan implies the existence of Water Jordan, Earth Jordan, and Fire Jordan”
"Air Jordan" is a line of basketball shoes produced by Nike, Inc. There are no other elements of Jordan shoes, but there are jokes. "The fact that "Air Jordans" exist…
“Air Jordans imply the existence of Water Jordans, Earth Jordans and Fire Jordans”
"Air Jordan" is a line of basketball shoes produced by Nike, Inc. There are no other elements of Jordan shoes, but there are jokes. "The fact that "Air Jordans" exist…
“Airline pilots are the truckers of the sky”
Airline pilots have been compared to truck drivers. "Pilots are like the Truckers of the Sky. Sky Truckers!" was posted on Twitter by Jas Romain on June 30, 2010. "Pilots are the…