A plaque remaining from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem.

Above, a 1934 plaque from the Big Apple Night Club at West 135th Street and Seventh Avenue in Harlem. Discarded as trash in 2006. Now a Popeyes fast food restaurant on Google Maps.

Recent entries:
“Somewhere between a donut and a juice cleanse” (7/13)
“Somewhere between a doughnut and a juice cleanse” (7/13)
Entry in progress—BP47 (7/13)
Entry in progress—BP46 (7/13)
Entry in progress—BP45 (7/13)
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“You’re a fake, a phony, and a fraud” (talk radio catchphrase)

Stock Picker’s Market (Stock Pickers’ Market)

Cupset (World Cup + upset)

FDA-hole (Food and Drug Administration + asshole)

Debtcropper (debt + sharecropper)


Big Apple Awards (New York City public school teachers)

Tealiban (tea party + Taliban)

Apoplithorismosphobia (fear of deflation)

Fat Goldfinger (fat finger + gold/Goldfinger)

Coffice (coffeehouse + office)

J-E-T-S (Just Exit The Stadium)

“Moose on the table” (big or difficult issue)

Crogel (croissant + bagel)

“Socialism is the philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy”

Pickleback (whiskey and pickle brine)

“Rome wasn’t built in a day.”/ “I wasn’t on that job.”

“Never eat spinach with a stranger”

“There’s no quit in him”

“Where New York Comes to Talk” (WABC-AM)

Jew York (Jew + New York); Hymietown

Disloyalty Card

Veggie Burger

Corrupticut (corrupt + Connecticut)

“His shooting range starts when he enters the gym” (basketball saying)

“The biggest doves in Washington wear uniforms”

“Wake up and smell the bagels”

LGBTPed (LGBT + pedophile)

“A band has three years to write the first album and three weeks to write the follow-up”

Jew World Order (Jew + New World Order); JWO

Constitutional Carry

Stupor Bowl (stupor + Super Bowl)

“People are hired for their talents and fired for their behavior”

Agent Orange Corn (GE corn)


Space Cake (containing cannabis)

“Steal a little and they throw you in jail; steal a lot and they make you king”

FBLie (FBI + lie)

“Steel prices cause inflation like wet sidewalks cause rain”

Lee Harvey [lastname] (crime patsy nickname)

Snowplowgate or Snowgate or Plowgate

Bridgegate (George Washington Bridge lane closures)

Hipsturbia (hipster +suburbia)

“That makes as much sense as government cheese”

Sloppy Dog (sloppy joe + hot dog)

Playcation (play + vacatinn)

Wine O’Clock

Beer O’Clock

“Going broke safely”

“My bank account needs month-to-month resuscitation”

Bear O’Clock (bear + beer o’clock)

“I always start my diet on the same day—tomorrow”

EGOT (Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony awards)

“Government is like fire; when controlled, it warms you”

Jock Tax

Red Diaper Baby (child of Communists)

“Didn’t do her any good, didn’t do her any harm”

Obsessive Coffee Disorder (OCD)


Snowtard (snow + retard)

“Bluegrass is music sung from the heart,  through the nose”

“Looks like Tarzan, plays like Jane” (good athlete, but poor player)