A joke about the bass guitar was posted on X/Twitter by daniel (the account is now no longer available) on December 4, 2020: "guitar center is speCIFICALLY for guitars. if you want a bass you…
"Had a dream I was at work. Woke up and called off... I ain't working twice!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that the speaker sleeps at work.…
"Haircuts for New Yorkers" is, perhaps, not the most thrilling of hair salon slogans. Dramatics NYC has also used "Wash, Cut and Entertainment."…
The expression "you have to take your hat off to them" means that you've got to give them praise and credit. Some jokes. however, take the expression literally. "Hairdressers:…
Hallmark Cards is the oldest and largest manufacturer of greeting cards in the United States. Hallmark has nothing to do with the Gospel of Mark (one of four New Testament gospels, along with…
Stores often display December's Christmas items even before Halloween -- in October. American comedian, writer, producer, political commentator, actor, and television host Stephen Colbert…
"Handmade soap is the best. No lye" (or "Handcrafted soap is the best. No lye") -- a pun on "no lie" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. Soaps are…
"Handmade soap is the best. No lye" (or "Handcrafted soap is the best. No lye") -- a pun on "no lie" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. Soaps are…
"Happiness equals reality minus expectations" was printed in the book Why Marriage? (1974) by Edward E. Ford and Robert L. Zorn. Authorship of the saying is unknown. If there are low…
"Happiness held is the seed. Happiness shared is the flower" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was printed in books from 1968 and 1992, and is of…
"Happiness is a cup of coffee while working through the night" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "Happiness is, a cup of coffee while working through the night. -…
"Happiness is an inside job. Don't assign anyone else that much power over your life" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. Syndicated newspaper columnist…
"Happiness is being halfway through the week" is a Wednesday work saying that has been printed on many images. "Happiness is being halfway through the week" (shown on an image…
"Happiness is not having to set an/the/your alarm for the next day" is a work (or non-work) saying that has been printed on many images. "The greatest thing ever, @ this point in my…
"Happiness is not having to set an/the/your alarm for the next day" is a work (or non-work) saying that has been printed on many images. "The greatest thing ever, @ this point in my…
"Happiness is not having to set an/the/your alarm for the next day" is a work (or non-work) saying that has been printed on many images. "The greatest thing ever, @ this point in my…
"Happiness is not the absence of problems, but the ability to deal with them" is a popular quotation that has been printed on posters. but the quotation is of uncertain origin.…
Witches, according to legend, fly on broomsticks. "Happy as a witch in a broom factory" (or "Happier than a witch in a broom factory") is a saying that has been printed on many…
"Happy employees make (for) happy customers" is a popular adage in the hospitality industry (such as hotels and restaurants). J. Willard Marriott, founder of the Marriott hotel chain,…
"Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. Weak men create hard times" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is…