“Gotta go to Mo’s!” (Modell’s Sporting Goods)
Modell's Sporting Goods has many stores throughout New York City. In 1994, it came up with it's catchy jingle, "Gotta Go To Mo's!" When you gotta go, you gotta go.…
“Grandfathers are for loving and fixing things”
"Grandfathers are for loving and fixing things" is a sayingthat has been printed on many images. "Grandfathers are for loving and fixing things" was printed in The Arizona Daily…
“Great attitude is like a perfect cup of coffee. Don’t start your day without it”
"Great attitude is like a perfect cup of coffee. Don't start your day without it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee" is sometimes replaced with…
“Great attitude is like a perfect cup of coffee. Don’t start your day without it”
"Great attitude is like a perfect cup of coffee. Don't start your day without it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee" is sometimes replaced with…
“Great ideas originate in the muscles”
"Great ideas originate in the muscles" means that the great ideas come from hard work. The quotation has been cited in print since at least 1991, when it was attributed to American…
“Groupon, are you crazy? If I had laser hair, I would never get it removed”
"Laser hair removal" is the process of hair removal with laser light. It is not the removal of "laser hair," but there are jokes. "If I had laser hair, I wouldn't have…
“Had a dream I was at work. Woke up and called off… I ain’t working twice!”
"Had a dream I was at work. Woke up and called off... I ain't working twice!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that the speaker sleeps at work.…
“Haircuts for New Yorkers” (Dramatics NYC)
"Haircuts for New Yorkers" is, perhaps, not the most thrilling of hair salon slogans. Dramatics NYC has also used "Wash, Cut and Entertainment."…
“Hairdressers: You’ve got to take your hat off to them”
The expression "you have to take your hat off to them" means that you've got to give them praise and credit. Some jokes. however, take the expression literally. "Hairdressers:…
“Hallmark implies the existence of Hallmatthew, Hallluke and Halljohn”
Hallmark Cards is the oldest and largest manufacturer of greeting cards in the United States. Hallmark has nothing to do with the Gospel of Mark (one of four New Testament gospels, along with…
“Halloween is right around the corner. You can tell because all the stores are decked out for Christmas”
Stores often display December's Christmas items even before Halloween -- in October. American comedian, writer, producer, political commentator, actor, and television host Stephen Colbert…
“Handcrafted soap is the best. No lye”
"Handmade soap is the best. No lye" (or "Handcrafted soap is the best. No lye") -- a pun on "no lie" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. Soaps are…
“Handmade soap is the best. No lye”
"Handmade soap is the best. No lye" (or "Handcrafted soap is the best. No lye") -- a pun on "no lie" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. Soaps are…
“Happiness held is the seed. Happiness shared is the flower”
"Happiness held is the seed. Happiness shared is the flower" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was printed in books from 1968 and 1992, and is of…
“Happiness is a cup of coffee while working through the night”
"Happiness is a cup of coffee while working through the night" is a saying that has been printed on an image. "Happiness is, a cup of coffee while working through the night. -…
“Happiness is an inside job. Don’t assign anyone else that much power over your life”
"Happiness is an inside job. Don't assign anyone else that much power over your life" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. Syndicated newspaper columnist…
“Happiness is being halfway through the week”
"Happiness is being halfway through the week" is a Wednesday work saying that has been printed on many images. "Happiness is being halfway through the week" (shown on an image…
“Happiness is not having to set an alarm for the next day”
"Happiness is not having to set an/the/your alarm for the next day" is a work (or non-work) saying that has been printed on many images. "The greatest thing ever, @ this point in my…
“Happiness is not having to set the alarm for the next day”
"Happiness is not having to set an/the/your alarm for the next day" is a work (or non-work) saying that has been printed on many images. "The greatest thing ever, @ this point in my…
“Happiness is not having to set your alarm for the next day”
"Happiness is not having to set an/the/your alarm for the next day" is a work (or non-work) saying that has been printed on many images. "The greatest thing ever, @ this point in my…