“Had a dream I was at work. Woke up and called off… I ain’t working twice!”

“Had a dream I was at work. Woke up and called off… I ain’t working twice!” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that the speaker sleeps at work.
       
“Had a dream I was at work.. woke up and called off!.. I ain’t working twice!..” was posted on Twitter  by 🧡Taisha🧡 (and others) on September 7, 2021.  The saying probably originated on Facebook, perhaps with this image shown on iFunny.
   
     
Twitter     
🧡Taisha🧡
@DntLove_NoNigga
Had a dream I was at work.. woke up and called off!.. I ain’t working twice!..
12:58 PM · Sep 7, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
♏️ Sweet P ♏️
@ultimatesweetz
Had a dream I was at work.. woke up and called off!.. I ain’t working twice!..
7:00 PM · Sep 7, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Jeremy
@bestlaugh4ward
Had a dream I was at work.. woke up and called off. I ain’t working twice!
9:34 PM · Sep 7, 2021·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
♡ POISON ♡
@Eyevuhhh
Had a dream I was at work.. woke up and called off!.. I ain’t working twice!..
11:08 PM · Sep 7, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
   
Facebook
MY CRAZY WORLD
November 23, 2022 at 6:37 AM ·
Had a dream I
was at work. Woke
up and called off. I
ain’t working twice!
 
iFunny
nochill1
12 feb 2022
I had a dream I was at work so I woke up and called off I ain’t working twice
   
iFunny
YxngGodz
30 jul 2022
Keith Robinson Jr. Had a dream I was at work.. woke up and called off I ain’t working twice
 
Twitter
koko✨
@eclectic_beckz
Had a dream I was at work..  Woke Up and called off I ain’t working twice 🌚
4:22 AM · Sep 1, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
   
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primarymanshed2 October 2, 2022
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HAD A DREAM I WAS AT WORK, WOKE UP AND CALLED OFF… I AIN’T WORKING TWICE
 
Facebook
More Crazy Stuff
October 8, 2022 at 6:00 AM ·
HAD A DREAM I WAS AT
WORK. WOKE UP AND
CALLED OFF… I AIN’T
WORKING TWICE!