Ticketmaster is known for its many fees added to the basic ticket price. A joke was posted on Twitter by Michael Harriot on December 1, 2021, and the tweet went viral (over 240,000 likes):…
Ticketmaster s an American ticket sales and distribution company. There have been several jokes on the term "master." "Ticketmaster implies the existence of a Ticketsubmissive"…
Ticketmaster s an American ticket sales and distribution company. There have been several jokes on the term "master." "Ticketmaster implies the existence of a Ticketsubmissive"…
Ticketmaster s an American ticket sales and distribution company. There have been several jokes on the term "master." "Ticketmaster implies the existence of a Ticketsubmissive"…
Ticketmaster s an American ticket sales and distribution company. There have been several jokes on the term "master." "Ticketmaster implies the existence of a Ticketsubmissive"…
"Tidy desk. tidy mind" is a popular saying, though not always an accurate one. "A tidy desk, he said, meant a tidy mind" was cited in print in 1948. A similar saying is “If a…
"Time kills all deals" is a popular piece of business advice. The longer a deal takes, the more opportunity there is for the deal to fall apart. The saying "time kills all…
"Time to get up and get going. Today's bad decisions aren't going to make themselves" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Now if you'll excuse…
To "make ends meet" is an expression meaning to have enough money to get by. A spoonerism pun was posted on Reddit -- 3amjokes on December 13, 2020: "Times are hard. A friend of mine…
A "boob job" means work done on a breast (boob). It is not an actual job, but there are jokes. "If boobjobs were actually jobs, I'd file for boobunemployment& the gov't…
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in panic buying. "To all the people panic buying, make sure you stock up on condoms so you don't produce any more idiots" is a…
"To avoid straining your eyes at work, use the 30-30 rule. After 30 minutes of work, quit your job and buy a 30 acre farm in the middle of nowhere" is a jocular work saying that has been…
"To be a success in business: Be daring, be first, be different" has been cited in print since at least 1970. "Marchant" was credited in 1981, "Henry Marchant" was…
"To be successful, you have to have your heart in your business, and your business in your heart" is a popular business quotation credited to Thomas J. Watson, Sr. (1874-1956), an IBM…
The American poet Edward Estlin (E. E.) Cummings (1894-1962) wrote in "A Poet's Advice" (1958): "To be nobody-but-yourself — in a world which is doing its best, night and day,…
"To do a great and important work, two things are necessary — a definite plan, and not quite enough time" is a jocular statement about accomplishing goals. "Not quite enough…
"To do the impossible, you need to ignore the popular" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. American entrepreneur and author Tim Ferriss said in his book, The…
"To err is human; to forgive, divine" was written by Alexander Pope (1688-1744) in "An Essay on Criticism" (1711). The line is famous and has many parodies. "To err is…
"To err is human; to forgive, divine" was written by Alexander Pope (1688-1744) in "An Essay on Criticism" (1711). The line is famous and has many parodies. "To err is…
"To err is human; to forgive, divine" was written by Alexander Pope (1688-1744) in "An Essay on Criticism" (1711). The line is famous and has many parodies. A pirate joke that…