“There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported every year. Play it safe—call in sick”

“There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported every year. Play it safe—call in sick tomorrow” is a jocular work saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Jamie Capria on March 20, 2011.
 
     
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Jamie Capria
@MrFornicator
There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported every year. Play it safe, call in sick tomorrow.
6:55 PM - 20 Mar 2011
   
Twitter
Deonte Peaks
@fatpocketts
There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported every year. Play it safe, call in sick tomorrow.
6:57 PM - 20 Mar 2011
 
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Trish
@SD_Trish
”@MrFornicator: There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported every year. Play it safe, call in sick tomorrow.”** I second that!
7:02 PM - 20 Mar 2011
       
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Thursday Humor:
+ There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported every year.
Play it safe, call in sick today.
 
Funny Status
There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported…
January 14, 2013 Work Status Updates
There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported every year. Play it safe…call in sick tomorrow.
 
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Bill Murray
@BiIIMurray
There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported every year. Play it safe…call in sick tomorrow.
7:23 PM - 8 Apr 2018