“Awe shit man. I thought ASAP meant As Stoned As Possible”
"ASAP" usually means "As Soon As Possible." Some people joke that that they will arrive ASAP -- "As Stoned As Possible." "ASAP As Stoned As Possible" was…
“Back in my day, the only time we started panic buying was when the bartender yelled ‘last call’”
The 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak had caused panic purchasing. "In my day, the only time we started panic buying was when the barman shouted 'Last Call'" was posted on Facebook…
“Back to the drawing board” (starting over after failure)
A drawing board is where plans are drawn up, such as the design for a new building, airplane or automobile. If that design fails, the designers have to go "back to the drawing board" to…
“Back to the salt mines”
"Back to the salt mines" means back to unexciting work, or "back to the daily grind." It's a comment often made after a weekend away from work. "If he starts anything…
“Bad handwriting is actually a security feature”
Many people have bad handwriting, and only they can read it. "My bad handwriting is a security feature, not a bug" was posted on Twitter by J.G.Montoya.Hodl on July 14, 2019. "Having…
“Barbers are just hair gardeners”
Barbers have been compared to gardeners. "Barbers are just like gardeners, but for hair" was posted on Twitter by Estabillo on December 13, 2013. "Barbers are gardeners for things…
“Barbers. You have to take your hat off to them”
The expression "you have to take your hat off to them" means that you've got to give them praise and credit. Some jokes. however, take the expression literally. "Hairdressers:…
“Based on my calculations, I can retire about 5 years after I die”
"Based on my calculations, I can retire about 5 years after I die" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. "I was doing some figuring last…
“Be a girl with a mind, a woman with attitude and a lady with class”
"Be a girl with a mind, a woman with attitude and a lady with class" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "@coshanadya: Be a girl with a mind, a woman with an attitude…
“Be a unicorn, not a twatopotamus”
"Be a unicorn, not a twatopotamus" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that one should be a "unicorn" (someone unique and interesting) and not a…
“Be alert. Don’t get hurt” (safety slogan)
"Be/Stay alert. Don't get hurt" is a safety message that has been printed on many images. "Be Alert, Don't get hurt" was in a safety poem by S. E. Kiser published in…
“Be around people who feed your soul, not eat it”
"Be around people/those who feed your soul, not eat it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Be around people who feed your soul, not eat it.…
“Be around those who feed your soul, not eat it”
"Be around people/those who feed your soul, not eat it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Be around people who feed your soul, not eat it.…
“Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels…”
"Be decisive. Right or wrong, make a decision. The road of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn’t make a decision" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire”
"Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your soul on fire" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on December 31, 2014.…
“Be happy with what you have while working for what you want”
"Be happy with what you have while working for what you want" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Be happy with what you have while working toward getting what you…
“Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most”
"Be kind to unkind people. They need it the most" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Be kind to unkind people. They probably need it the most" was printed in the…
“Be nice to people on your way up because you’ll meet the same people on your way down”
“Be kind to everyone on the way up; you’ll meet the same people on the way down” was credited to American playwright Wilson Mizner (1876-1933) on July 5, 1932. "He (newspaper columnist…
“Be nice to the janitor. You may be working for him tomorrow” (business adage)
There are many different ways of the business saying: "Be kind to those working under you; you might be working under them some day." "Do not antagonize the newsboy today -- you may…
“Be nice to the office boy. You may be working for him tomorrow” (business adage)
There are many different ways of the business saying: "Be kind to those working under you; you might be working under them some day." "Do not antagonize the newsboy today -- you may…