“Always ask for a receipt. You may need an alibi”
Many people ask for a receipt for tax purposes. A receipt is also useful to show a spouse where one has been. "Always ask for a receipt, you never know when you may need an alibi" was…
“Always be sincere, even if you don’t mean it”
"Always be sincere, even if you don't mean it" is often credited to Harry S. Truman (1884-1972) but there's no evidence that he ever said it. The earliest citations for the…
“Always dress like it’s the best day of your life”
"Always dress like it’s the best day of your life" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Fashion Beans12 Of The Stupidest Quotes About Men’s FashionFashion’s most…
“Always Open” (nyc.gov)
New York City's government website (nyc.gov) has had the slogan "Always Open" since the late 1990s. http://www.americancityandcounty.com/mag/government_cutting_cords/Always open New…
“Always together, never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart”
"Together forever, never apart, maybe in distance (but) never in heart" (also "Always together, never apart, maybe in distance but never in heart" and "True friends are…
“Always writing my name in cursive is my signature move”
A "signature move" (one's style) doesn't usually involve one's signature, but there are jokes. "Writing my name in cursive is my signature move" was posted on…
“Am I perfect? No. But am I trying to be a better person? Also no”
"Am I perfect? No. But am I trying to be a better person? Also no" is a jocular and all-too-realistic saying that has been printed on many images. "Am I a good person? No. But am I…
“Amateurs teach amateurs to be amateurs”
"Amateurs teach amateurs to be amateurs" is a saying about a lack of professionalism. American film and theatre actor Charles Coburn (1877-1961) worried that actors were being taught by…
“Amazon is basically Acme from the Roadrunner cartoons”
The Acme Corporation is a fictional corporation that appeared in The Road Runner Show (1948-1966) cartoons. Amazon.com is an American electronic commerce company that sells many products. Amazon…
“Amazon trucks should play a jingle so we know they’re coming”
Amazon trucks do not play jingles like ice cream trucks, but some people think they should. "Amazon trucks should play a lil song so we know they’re coming" (or "Amazon trucks…
“Amazon trucks should play a lil song so we know they’re coming”
Amazon trucks do not play jingles like ice cream trucks, but some people think they should. "Amazon trucks should play a lil song so we know they’re coming" (or "Amazon trucks…
“Amazon trucks should play a song just like the ice cream trucks do”
Amazon trucks do not play jingles like ice cream trucks, but some people think they should. "Amazon trucks should play a lil song so we know they’re coming" (or "Amazon trucks…
“Amazon’s checkout needs a breathalyzer feature which cancels your order if you’ve been clearly drunk-shopping”
Shopping online at Amazon can be easy, and people can overshop. It's been suggested that there should be a breathalyzer test to get on the Amazon app to prevent spending too much money.…
“Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy”
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Ambition a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be…
“Ambition is for people who don’t have enough sense to be lazy”
"Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Ambition a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be…
“Ambition is putting a ladder against the sky”
"Ambition is putting a ladder against the sky" has been frequently cited as an American proverb and infrequently cited as an African-American proverb. The saying means that an ambitious…
“Ambition is the first step to success. The second step is action”
"Ambition is the first step to success. The second step is action" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Ambition is the first step on the ladder of…
“Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in”
"Ambition is the path to success. Persistence is the vehicle you arrive in" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been credited to New York Knicks…
“An acre of performance is worth a whole world of promise”
"An acre of performance is worth a whole world of promise" is an old English proverb. English Elizabethan pamphleteer Thomas Nashe (1567-1601) wrote in 1596: "One acre of…
“An advertising agency is 85 per cent confusion and 15 per cent commission”
Comedian Fred Allen (1894-1956) wrote in Treadmill to Oblivion (1954): "To me, an advertising agency is 85 per cent confusion and 15 per cent commission." The quotation has been…