“When I see cows, I will make an announcement to the rest of the car that there are cows”
Many people can't drive past cows without saying "cows" or "moo." "You're never too old to say 'cows' when you drive past some cows" was posted on…
“When I’m behind a slow car I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see…”
No one likes to be falsely accused of slowing up traffic. This was posted on Twitter by Dan Regan on January 13, 2022: "When I'm behind a slow car I steer my car a little to the right so…
“When in doubt, pedal it out”
"When in doubt, pedal it out" is a one-line bicycle saying that has been printed on many images. "When in doubt, pedal it out!" was posted on Twitter on March 13, 2009, but the…
“When is the best time to buy a boat?”/“When it’s on sail.”
A boat riddle is: Q: When is the best time to buy a boat?A: When it's on sail (sale). The "sail/sale" pun was posted on Twitter on March 25, 2010. TwitterIrv Segal…
“When my ship comes in, I’ll be at the airport”
"When my ship comes in" is an idiom meaning "when my fortune arrives." People who have bad luck (and who doubt that their ship ever will come in) have added an extra ending to…
“When someone close to you dies, move seats”
"When someone close to you dies, move seats" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. This is probably good advice when sitting on a train, a bus, a plane, or in a movie…
“When the airplane door shuts & the seat next to you is open it feels like you just won the lottery”
"When the plane door shuts and there’s still an empty seat next to you" (with a picture of a relieved person) is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Cabin doors closed…
“When the flight attendants close the cabin doors and the seat next to you is still empty”
"When the plane door shuts and there’s still an empty seat next to you" (with a picture of a relieved person) is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Cabin doors closed…
“When the plane door shuts and there’s still an empty seat next to you”
"When the plane door shuts and there’s still an empty seat next to you" (with a picture of a relieved person) is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Cabin doors closed…
“When the Rapture comes, can I have your car?” (bumper sticker)
"Come the Rapture, can I have your car?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "IN CASE OF RAPTURE, CAN I HAVE YOUR CAR?" was posted on the newsgroup…
“When the store name and the price of gas collide” ($7.11 gas at 7-Eleven store)
7-Eleven retail convenience stores were named after the hours 7 a.m. (opening) and 11 p,m, (closing), although many stores are now open all 24 hours a day. An interesting occurrence is when it…
“When the weight of the paperwork equals the weight of the airplane, the airplane will fly”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Google BooksPrinciples of Technical WritingBy Robert HaysReading, MA: Addison-Wesley1965Pg. 2:Employees joked that "When the weight of the paperwork equals the weight…
“When you put your seatbelt on, you’re wearing your car”
Do people "wear" a seatbelt? "When you wear your seat belt, your technically wearing your car" was posted on Twitter on September 1, 2014. "Whenever you buckle your…
“When you see a Cybertruck parked in front of the courthouse, don’t you just assume they’re guilty?”
Many people do not like Tesla Cybertrucks, and make fun of the drivers and owners. This was posted on X/Twitter by law dog, esq. on March 7, 2026, and it received over 54,000 likes: "i’ve…
“When you see snow, go slow” (winter driving adage)
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterPerth County Roads@PerthCoRoadsWind has picked up again and causing some drifting problems. These drifted areas can be slippery. If you see snow...go slow.3:26…
“When you think that all is lost, that there is no hope left, remember the lobsters in the tank at the Titanic’s restaurant”
The RMS Titanic hit an iceberg and sunk on April 15, 1912. This was a tragedy for the human passengers, but, as a joke goes, a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's restaurant tank.…
“When you think there’s no hope left, remember the lobsters in the tank at the Titanic’s restaurant”
The RMS Titanic hit an iceberg and sunk on April 15, 1912. This was a tragedy for the human passengers, but, as a joke goes, a miracle to the lobsters in the ship's restaurant tank.…
“When you’re so short that the sun visor in the car is absolutely no help”
A car's sun visors, perhaps, aren't fit for all drivers. "You know what sucks? Being so short that the sun visor in your car doesn't even fulfill its purpose" is a saying…
“When your kids are learning how to drive, don’t stand in their way”
"Don't stand in their way" usually means don't oppose, but a joke takes this literally. "Our friend, E. J. Canada, over in Luther, says that if your wife wants to learn to…
“Whenever I drive into a parking garage with a low ceiling, I duck my head down in my car”
"I tend to duck my head a little when I pull into the airport-parking garage so I don't hit my head" was printed in the book Women Fly (2001) by Martha Dreskin. "Today, I…