“An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year”
American columnist Bill Vaughan (1915-1977), writing in the column "Senator Soaper Says," said this on December 31, 1963: "An optimist stays up until midnight to see the New Year in;…
“And here we fucking go again. I mean, good morning”
"Here we fucking go again. I mean, good morning" (or "And here we fucking go again. I mean, good morning") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Oh for…
“And just like that, all the potholes were filled in” (snow joke)
A snow storm can cover up potholes in a road. "And just like that, all the potholes were filled in" (shown with a picture of a snow-covered road) is a joke that has been printed on many…
“And today’s forecast… You gon’ have swamp ass”
"And today's forecast... You gon' have swamp ass" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. That is, it's going to be hot and sweaty. "todays…
“Any day can be Taco Tuesday if you believe in yourself”
Taco Tuesday is a popular day, but tacos can be eaten any day of the week. "Any day can be Taco Tuesday if you buy tortillas and never learned how to read a calendar" was posted on…
“Any day can be Taco Tuesday if you have tortillas and never learned how to read a calendar”
Taco Tuesday is a popular day, but tacos can be eaten any day of the week. "Any day can be Taco Tuesday if you buy tortillas and never learned how to read a calendar" was posted on…
“Any day can be taco Tuesday if you order tacos”
Taco Tuesday is a popular day, but tacos can be eaten any day of the week. "Any day can be Taco Tuesday if you buy tortillas and never learned how to read a calendar" was posted on…
“Any day can be Taco Tuesday if you try hard enough”
Taco Tuesday is a popular day, but tacos can be eaten any day of the week. "Any day can be Taco Tuesday if you buy tortillas and never learned how to read a calendar" was posted on…
“Anyone who says ‘good morning’ on a Monday is a sociopath”
Monday is the traditional start of the work week. A "good morning" greeting on Monday morning is often not appreciated. "Someone who says 'GOOD MORNING' on a monday…
“Apparently, the clocks go back in November. I can’t remember where I got mine from!”
Clocks are turned back one hour "Spring forward, fall back") in autumn. The clocks don't "go back" (that is, back to the store), but there are jokes. "I would really…
“Apparently, the clocks go back in October. I can’t remember where I got mine from!”
Clocks are turned back one hour "Spring forward, fall back") in autumn. The clocks don't "go back" (that is, back to the store), but there are jokes. "I would really…
“April Fools’ Day. Believe nothing and trust nobody. Just like any other day”
"Today/Tomorrow is April Fools' Day. Believe nothing and trust no one. Just like any other day" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "RT @CallMeeDaddyy Tomorrow is…
“April is the kindest month. April gets you out of your head and out working in the garden”
"April is the kindest month. April gets you out of your head and out working in the garden" and "The spring blossoms get you out of your head and out working in the garden" are…
“April showers bring May mud puddles”
"April showers bring May flowers" is a proverb from at least the 1500s. "April showers bring (May) mud (puddles)" is a variation that has been printed on several images.…
“April showers bring May mud”
"April showers bring May flowers" is a proverb from at least the 1500s. "April showers bring (May) mud (puddles)" is a variation that has been printed on several images.…
“April showers bring mud puddles”
"April showers bring May flowers" is a proverb from at least the 1500s. "April showers bring (May) mud (puddles)" is a variation that has been printed on several images.…
“April showers bring mud”
"April showers bring May flowers" is a proverb from at least the 1500s. "April showers bring (May) mud (puddles)" is a variation that has been printed on several images.…
“Are we 100% sure we’re meant to be awake in the winter?”
Some people believe that humans should hibernate in the winter, like bears. This was posted on X/Twitter by Jordanne Brown on January 12, 2022: "Are we 100% sure we’re meant to be awake in…
“As the days get longer, the cold gets stronger” (weather proverb)
"As the days get longer, the cold gets stronger" is an old weather proverb. The days get longer and the cold gets stronger after the winter solstice (December in the Northern Hemisphere).…
“Astronomy is way over my head”
The stars are over our heads, but what about the study of astronomy? "RT @monkjail: I was thinking of studying astronomy, but I fear it's all a bit over my head" was posted on…