“According to my nipples, spring isn’t here yet”
People often feel cold weather -- with their nipples. "According to my nipples, there's a 99% chance it's cold as fuck outside" and "According to my nipples, spring…
“According to my nipples, summer is over”
People often feel cold weather -- with their nipples. "According to my nipples, there's a 99% chance it's cold as fuck outside" and "According to my nipples, spring…
“According to my nipples, summer’s over”
People often feel cold weather -- with their nipples. "According to my nipples, there's a 99% chance it's cold as fuck outside" and "According to my nipples, spring…
“According to my nipples, there’s a 99% chance it’s cold as fuck outside”
People often feel cold weather -- with their nipples. "According to my nipples, there's a 99% chance it's cold as fuck outside" and "According to my nipples, spring…
“According to my nipples, there’s a ninety-nine percent chance it’s cold as fuck outside”
People often feel cold weather -- with their nipples. "According to my nipples, there's a 99% chance it's cold as fuck outside" and "According to my nipples, spring…
“According to my skin, hair & lips and hands, I am doing Dry January”
Entry in progress -- BP “Dry January is going well for me so far. I’ve not had a bath or a shower yet” and “My ‘dry’ January is Sauvignon Blanc” are other "Dry January"…
“After a snowfall, people used to say it ‘snew.’ Today, most people say ‘snowed,’ but both are technically correct”
"It snode" (for "it snowed") is a snow spelling/saying/meme that has been printed on many images. "It snew" has also been used and the Merriam-Webster Dictionary…
“After getting up at stupid o’clock this morning, I’m looking forward to wine o’clock tonight”
"I hate getting up at stupid o'clock in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The term "stupid o'clock" refers to an unreasonably early hour…
“After waking up at stupid o’clock this morning, I’m looking forward to wine o’clock tonight”
"I hate getting up at stupid o'clock in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The term "stupid o'clock" refers to an unreasonably early hour…
“Afternoon: when the sun kisses the day with golden light”
It's sometimes said that the afternoon is like a "hug" or a "kiss" from the sun. Many people, especially those who sleep late, get their sun in the afternoon.…
“Afternoons are like a warm hug from the sun”
It's sometimes said that the afternoon is like a "hug" or a "kiss" from the sun. Many people, especially those who sleep late, get their sun in the afternoon.…
“Afternoons are like hugs from the sun—gentle and warm”
It's sometimes said that the afternoon is like a "hug" or a "kiss" from the sun. Many people, especially those who sleep late, get their sun in the afternoon.…
“Ah, Monday. My coffee is strong and my motivation is fictitious”
"Ah, Monday. My coffee is strong and my motivation is fictitious" is a saying that was posted on Facebook by Coffee on November 25, 2024. The saying (shown on an image) was posted on…
“Alarm clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack”
"Alarm clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Alarm clocks. Because every morning should begin…
“Alexa, delete all Mondays”
Many people dislike Monday, the traditional start of the work week. "Alexa, delete Monday" or "Alexa, delete all Mondays" is a jocular saying. "Siri: delete monday…
“All I want for Christmas is June”
"All I want for Christmas is june" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker wants to skip winter and to go straight to summer. "All I want for…
“All of us could take a lesson from the weather— it pays no attention to criticism”
"All of us could take a lesson from the weather -- it pays no attention to criticism" is a jocular line that has been cited in print since at least 1991. Authorship is unknown. Google…
“All you ‘summer is better than winter’ people get outside and enjoy your hellscape”
"All you 'summer is better than winter' people get outside and enjoy your hellscape" is a summer saying that has been printed on many images. "All you 'summer is…
“All you 100° is better than 32° get outside and enjoy your hellscape”
"All you 'summer is better than winter' people get outside and enjoy your hellscape" is a summer saying that has been printed on many images. "All you 'summer is…
“All you need is tea and warm socks” (winter saying)
"All you need is tea and warm socks" is a winter saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters and coffee mugs. "Gives you hot tea and warm socks" was cited…