“It’s June 1st! We’re all dismayed”
The word "dismay" has nothing to do with the month of May, but there are jokes. "Good morning, everyone. It's June 1. We are disMAYed" was posted on Twitter by El Gecko on…
“It’s like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling ‘And another thing!’”
"It's like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling 'And another thing!'" is a weather saying that has been printed on many images. "It's…
“It’s like winter is really mad and keeps storming out of the room and then coming back…”
"It's like winter is mad and keeps storming out, then coming back yelling 'And another thing!'" is a weather saying that has been printed on many images. "It's…
“It’s Monday and I’m off like a herd of turtles”
"It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles" is a saying that has been printed on many images A herd of turtles moves slowly. The saying is often used…
“It’s Monday and we’re off like a herd of turtles”
"It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles" is a saying that has been printed on many images A herd of turtles moves slowly. The saying is often used…
“It’s Monday morning and I’m off like a herd of turtles”
"It's the start of a brand new day, and I'm off like a herd of turtles" is a saying that has been printed on many images A herd of turtles moves slowly. The saying is often used…
“It’s Monday. Don’t forget to be awesome”
"Don't forget to be awesome" is a catchphrase of the Green brothers (Hank Green and John Green). "It's Monday. Don't forget to be awesome" is a Monday saying that…
“It’s Monday. Grab some coffee and be awesome”
"It's Monday. Grab some coffee and be awesome" is a Monday saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week. “It’s Monday. Don’t…
“It’s New Year’s Eve, not New Year’s Steve”
"God made/created Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve” has been an anti-gay slogan. "It’s New Year's Eve, not New Year's Steve" is a jocular variation on this. "haha,…
“It’s nice outside. I think I’ll sit out on the patio *207 mosquitos liked your post*”
"I can't wait for warm summer nights, outside on the patio. *326 mosquitos liked your post*" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There are several variations. "(On…
“It’s officially ‘once I’m home I’m not coming back out’ season”
"It's officially 'once I'm home I'm not coming back out' season" (that is, it's very cold or very hot) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“It’s officially ‘wear a sweater in the morning and regret it in the afternoon’ weather”
"It's officially 'wear a sweater in the morning and regret it in the afternoon' weather" is a saying that has been printed on many images. In the fall (September or…
“It’s officially that ‘wear a sweater in the morning regret it in the afternoon’ type of weather”
"It's officially 'wear a sweater in the morning and regret it in the afternoon' weather" is a saying that has been printed on many images. In the fall (September or…
“It’s one hundred and hell degrees outside” (very hot)
"It's a/one hundred and hell degrees outside" (or "It's 100 and hell degrees outside") means that it's very hot. "We know it's 100-and-hell" was…
“It’s Saturday. I plan on doing nothing and plenty of it”
"It's Saturday. I plan on doing nothing and plenty of it" is a jocular Saturday saying that has been printed on many images. "It's saturday...I plan on doing nothing and…
“It’s so damn cold outside that I just saw a deer fart a snowflake”
"It's so damn cold outside that I just saw a deer fart a snowflake" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by @EarlDibblesJr on…
“It’s so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs” (Texas heat joke)
"So dry the trees are bribing the dogs" was in a Texas proverbs list by Anne Dingue in the December 1994 Texas Monthly. The saying has been in many "Texas Sayings" lists since…
“It’s so hot the crackheads are putting the copper back in the A.C. units”
"It's so hot the crackheads are putting the copper back in the A.C. units" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. It's not known who originated the saying.…
“It’s so hot today, I just saw a bird blow on a worm before it ate it”
"It's so hot (today), I just saw a bird blow on a worm before it ate it" is a jocular weather saying that has been printed on many images. "Its so hot, I just saw a bird blow on…
“It’s so hot tweakers are putting the copper back into air conditioners”
"It's so hot the crackheads are putting the copper back in the A.C. units" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. It's not known who originated the saying.…