“Even the leaves fall for you”
"Even the leaves fall for you" is an autumn saying of romance that has been printed on many images. "The only way I can explain your appeal is this: even the leaves fall for…
“Evenings are for coffee and contemplation”
"Mornings are for coffee and contemplation" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Evenings are for coffee and contemplation" is a variation. In the American science…
“Every calendar’s days are numbered”
"The calendar's days are numbered" is a jocular one-line saying that has been cited in print since at least 1899. "Every calendar's days are numbered" was included in…
“Every day is one step closer to summer”
"Every day is one step closer to summer" is a summer saying that has been printed on many images. "Every day is one step closer to summer" was posted on Twitter by Alison on May…
“Every summer has a story”
"Every summer has a story" is a summer saying that has been printed on many images. "Trailer for last song looks hilarious. Every summer has a story?" was posted on Twitter by…
“Every summer has its own story (but mine is a novel)”
"Every summer has its own story (but mine is a novel)" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Every summer has its own story. wats this one gonna be?" was posted on…
“Every year on NYE I think ‘no way they can turn this number into glasses’ & every year I am wrong”
New Year's glasses are novelty eyeglasses in the numerical shape of the coming year. They are usually worn just at New Year's Eve parties. The glasses most properly fit for the years…
“Every year you make a resolution to change yourself. This year, make a resolution to be yourself”
"Every year you make a resolution to change yourself. This year, make a resolution to be yourself" is a new year's saying that has been printed on many images. "Every year…
“Everyone wants happiness. No one wants pain. But you can’t have a rainbow without a little rain”
"Everyone/Everybody wants happiness. No one/Nobody wants pain. But you can't have a rainbow without a little rain" is a rhyming verse that has been printed on many images. The…
“Exactly how long is a cotton picking minute?”
"Now wait just a cotton-picking minute!" means the same as "Now wait just one damned minute!" There is no exact measure of time. "Well, here I am. Hey, just a…
“Fact: Snow in November happens because people decorate for Christmas prematurely. You know who you are. Stop it”
Do people put up Christmas lights too early? And does that bring on winter even faster? Sayings that snow in November is caused by people prematurely decorating for Christmas have been printed on…
“Fall has always been my favorite season. The time when everything bursts with its last beauty”
"Fall has always been my favorite season. The time when everything bursts with its last beauty, as if nature had been saving up all year for the grand finale" has been printed on many…
“Fall is my favorite time of year to finally turn the central air off at night, then…”
The weather in September/October can vary. "Fall/September/October is my favorite time of year to finally turn the central air off and turn the heat on at 5 am then turn it back off at 9 am to…
“Fall is sweater weather, crunchy leaves, and pumpkin spice everything”
"Fall is sweater weather, crunchy leaves, and pumpkin spice everything" is an autumn saying that has been printed on several images. "I am so ready for sweater weather, crunchy…
“Finally, my winter fat is gone. Now I have spring rolls”
"Finally, my winter fat is gone. Now I have spring rolls" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "You know what spring rolls are, right? Left over winter…
“Fool me 350,000 times, you are a weather man”
"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me" is an old proverb. "Fool me 350,000 times, you are a weatherman" is a jocular variation that has been printed on many…
“For those who have lost track, today is Blursday the fortyteenth of Maprilay”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. For many people, the days and months blended together. "Blursday" (blurs + day) and "Maprilay" (May + April) are two…
“Forget the past, you can’t change it. Forget the future, you can’t predict it. Forget the present, I didn’t get you one” (birthday joke)
"Two tips for Christmas: 1. Forget the past. You can't change it. 2. Forget the present. I didn't get you one" is a joke that has been printed on many images. There is a pun on…
“Friday is my second favorite F word”
"Friday is my second favorite F word" is a jocular Friday saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on February 19, 2010. "Friday is my second…
“Friday just called. She’ll be here tomorrow and she’s bringing coffee”
"Friday just called. She'll be here tomorrow and she's bringing the wine!" is a Thursday saying that has been printed on many images. " RT @MichaelJordaan: Just got off the…