“What can you serve but never eat?”/“A tennis ball.”
A popular children's tennis pun is: Q: What can you serve but never eat?A: A tennis ball. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1968 (when the answer was a ping-pong ball). 9 March…
“What did one fish say to the other fish?”/“Keep your mouth shut and you won’t get caught.”
A fishing riddle is: Q: What did one fish say to the other fish?A: Keep your mouth shut and you won't get caught. The riddle was printed in the Courier-Times (Bristol, PA) on January 7, 1958.…
“What did one oar say to the other?”/“Are you up for a little row-mance?”
A popular Valentine's Day riddle is: Q: What did one oar say to the other?A: Are you up for a little row-mance? The joke was posted to the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on February 14, 2004 and has…
“What did Santa say when he long castled in chess?”/“O-O-O.”
In chess, long-castling (castling queen's side) is written as "O-O-O." This is not to be confused with "ho-ho-ho," but a riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on December…
“What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?”/“COOOOOAAAAALLLLLLLLL!”
No one likes to get a lump of coal in a Christmas stocking. Soccer announcer Andrés Cantor is known for his iconic "Goal!" shout when one is scored. A riddle was posted on Reddit --…
“What did the baseball glove say to the baseball?”/“Catch you later!”
A baseball riddle is: Q: WHat did the baseball glove say to the baseball?A: "Catch you later!" The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2002. Google BooksSuper Silly RiddlesBy…
“What did the bowling vegetable get on that last frame?”/“A spare, I guess.”
"A spare I guess" for "asparagus" is a pun that has been printed on several images. A bowling "spare" asparagus pun is the most popular. "The joke will have…
“What did the pancake say to the baseball player?”/“Batter up!”
A baseball riddle is: Q: What did the pancake say to the baseball player?A: "Batter up!" The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1997. “How is a baseball team like a…
“What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?”/“Bookworms.”
A fishing riddle was printed in many newspapers in 1991 and 1992: Q: What do librarians use for bait when they go fishing?A: Bookworms. A slightly different version was printed in the book School…
“What do librarians use for bait when they go fishing?”/“Bookworms.”
A fishing riddle was printed in many newspapers in 1991 and 1992: Q: What do librarians use for bait when they go fishing?A: Bookworms. A slightly different version was printed in the book School…
“What do race horses eat?”/“Fast food.”
A "fast food" riddle is: Q: What do race horses eat?A: Fast food. "Whast kinds of food does race horses eat? FAST FOOD! :) #cheesyjoke" was posted on Twitter by Arlynne Kayla on…
“What do the New York Rangers and the Titanic have in common?” (hockey joke)
"What do the New York Rangers and the Titanic have in common?" a popular hockey joke begins. The punchline: "They both look great until they hit the ice." "Why are the…
“What do the New York Yankees and pancakes have in common?”/“They both need a good batter!”
A pancake riddle is: Q: What do the New York Yankees (a baseball team) and pancakes have in common?A: They both need a good batter. "Q. How is a baseball game like a pancake? A. They both need…
“What do vampires play poker for?”/“High stakes.”
A vampire riddle has been cited in print since at least 1999: Q: What do vampires play poker for? A: High stakes. A slightly different version -- not necessarily involving the game of poker -- was…
“What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?”/“A stick.”
There's an old joke about boomerangs: Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A: A stick. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1984. Google News Archive4 February…
“What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?”/“The NBA.”
A racial joke about white people and basketball is: Q: What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?A: The NBA (National Basketball Association). That is, the best players -- the…
“What do you call a Chicago Cubs player with a World Series ring?”/“A thief.”
A joke is told about players from teams that don't win championships: Q: What do you call a Minnesota Vikings player with a Super Bowl ring?A: A thief. The joke has been told other football…
“What do you call a crocodile that likes to bowl?”/“An alley gator.”
A bowling alligator pun is: Q: What do you call an alligator who goes bowling?A: An alley gator. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1980. 24 July 1980, Lexington (KY) Herald, A Page…
“What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a tennis court?”/“Annette.”
A popular tennis pun is: Q: What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of the tennis court?A: Annette (a net). The pun has been cited in print since at least 2000, when it started as an…
“What do you call a group of millionaires watching the World Series?” (joke)
A very popular sports joke is told about a non-championship sports team: Q: What do you call a group of millionaires watching the World Series on TV?A: The New York Yankees. The joke has been told…