“What famous Greek might have invented baseball?’/“Homer.”
A baseball riddle is: Q: What famous Greek might have invented baseball?A: Homer. "That old Greek feller, Homer, the one who invented Baseball Batting averages, or something" was printed…
“What happened when two vampires had a race?”/“They finished neck and neck.”
A vampire riddle is: Q: What happened when two vampires had a race?A: They finished neck and neck. 'Neck and neck" is an expression meaning that the race result was very close. "what…
“What has 12 faces and 42 eyes?”/“A pair of dice.”
A dice riddle is: Q: What has 12 faces and 42 eyes?A: A pair of dice. The riddle was posted on Twitter by Newcastle Advertiser on September 6, 2018. TwitterNewcastle Advertiser@nnadvRiddle of the…
“What has 18 legs and catches flies?”/“A baseball team.”
One of the oldest sports riddles is: Q: What has eighteen legs and catches flies?A: A baseball team. The nine defensive players on the baseball field (18 legs) can catch flies (fly balls). The…
“What has 22 legs and 2 wings, but can’t fly?”/“A football team.”
A sports riddle is: Q: What has 22 legs and 2 wings, but can't fly?A: A football (soccer) team. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2002 and has been included in many…
“What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?” (bingo joke)
"What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery!" is an old joke. Similar jokes have been said about the lotteries in other states. A related joke about the game of bingo is:…
“What is a baseball dog?”/“One that chases fowls.”
People know what a bird dog is, but what's a baseball dog? A joke was printed in the Milwaukee (WI) Journal on May 23, 1937: Salt -- I've got a baseball dog.Pepper -- What's a…
“What is a ghost boxer called?”/“A phantomweight.”
Boxing has a bantamweight class, but what about a phantomweight? A riddle is: Q: What is a ghost boxer called?A: A phantomweight. The joke was posted on Twitter on 2009. TwitterBollywood…
“What is a ghost’s favorite game?”/“Hide-and-ghost-seek.”
A popular Halloween riddle on the game of "hide-and-seek" (or "hide-and-go-seek") is: Q: What is a ghost's favorite game?A: Hide-and-ghost-seek. Hide and Ghost Seek: A…
“What is a ghost’s favorite party game?”/“Hide-and-go-shriek.”
A popular Halloween riddle on the game of "hide-and-seek" (or "hide-and-go-seek") is: Q: What is a ghost's favorite party game?A: Hide-and-go-shriek. The…
“What is a golfer’s favorite drink?”/“Green tea.”
"Green tea" (a drink) shouldn't be confused with "green tee" (in golf), but there are jokes. "what's a golfer's fav drink? green tee" was posted on…
“What is a golfer’s favorite drink?”/“Green tee.”
"Green tea" (a drink) shouldn't be confused with "green tee" (in golf), but there are jokes. "what's a golfer's fav drink? green tee" was posted on…
“What is a hermit?”/“A girl’s baseball glove.”
A children's pun about baseball equipment is: Q: What is a hermit?A: A girl's baseball glove. The "hermit/her mitt" joke has been cited in print since at least 1979. The joke…
“What is a lobster’s favorite shot in tennis?”/“The lob.”
Lobsters have nothing to do with mobsters or "the lob," but there are jokes. "Tonight's Groaner: If a mobster is a member of the Mob, what's a lobster a member of?"…
“What is a porcupine’s favorite game?”/“Poker.”
A poker ("poke her") riddle is: Q: What is a porcupine's favorite game?A: Poker. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2007. Twitter The Ellie Mcdoodle Diaries: Have Pen,…
“What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?”/“Squash.”
A pumpkin riddle is: Q: What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?A: Squash. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. Wikipedia: Squash (sport)Squash is a racket sport played by two…
“What is a Russian oligarch’s least favorite dice game?”/“Yacht seized.”
"Yachtzee" (yacht + Yahtzee) is a joke name for the dice game. Following the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine, "yacht seized" became a similar joke. "What is a Russian…
“What is a soup’s favorite sport?”/“Bowling.”
A soup riddle is: Q: What is a soup's favorite sport?A: Bowling. The joke was posted on Twitter on December 29, 2013. Twittersam@samwowxWhat is a soup's favourite sport?Bowling.5:01 PM -…
“What is Canada’s favorite board game?”/“Sorry!”
Canadians have a reputation for politeness. A joke is: Q: What is Canada's favorite (board) game?A: Sorry! "Canada's favorite board game. Sorry. Haha. #WereSoPolite" was posted…
“What is cardboard’s favorite sport?”/“Boxing.”
The sport of boxing doesn't involve making boxes, but this joke became popular in 2019 and is of unknown authorship: Q: What is cardboard’s favorite sport? A: Boxing. Facebook Cub Scout…