“What has 22 legs and 2 wings, but can’t fly?”/“A football team.”
A sports riddle is: Q: What has 22 legs and 2 wings, but can't fly?A: A football (soccer) team. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2002 and has been included in many…
“What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?” (bingo joke)
"What has six balls and screws Texans? The Texas Lottery!" is an old joke. Similar jokes have been said about the lotteries in other states. A related joke about the game of bingo is:…
“What is a baseball dog?”/“One that chases fowls.”
People know what a bird dog is, but what's a baseball dog? A joke was printed in the Milwaukee (WI) Journal on May 23, 1937: Salt -- I've got a baseball dog.Pepper -- What's a…
“What is a ghost boxer called?”/“A phantomweight.”
Boxing has a bantamweight class, but what about a phantomweight? A riddle is: Q: What is a ghost boxer called?A: A phantomweight. The joke was posted on Twitter on 2009. TwitterBollywood…
“What is a ghost’s favorite game?”/“Hide-and-ghost-seek.”
A popular Halloween riddle on the game of "hide-and-seek" (or "hide-and-go-seek") is: Q: What is a ghost's favorite game?A: Hide-and-ghost-seek. Hide and Ghost Seek: A…
“What is a ghost’s favorite party game?”/“Hide-and-go-shriek.”
A popular Halloween riddle on the game of "hide-and-seek" (or "hide-and-go-seek") is: Q: What is a ghost's favorite party game?A: Hide-and-go-shriek. The…
“What is a golfer’s favorite drink?”/“Green tea.”
"Green tea" (a drink) shouldn't be confused with "green tee" (in golf), but there are jokes. "what's a golfer's fav drink? green tee" was posted on…
“What is a golfer’s favorite drink?”/“Green tee.”
"Green tea" (a drink) shouldn't be confused with "green tee" (in golf), but there are jokes. "what's a golfer's fav drink? green tee" was posted on…
“What is a hermit?”/“A girl’s baseball glove.”
A children's pun about baseball equipment is: Q: What is a hermit?A: A girl's baseball glove. The "hermit/her mitt" joke has been cited in print since at least 1979. The joke…
“What is a porcupine’s favorite game?”/“Poker.”
A poker ("poke her") riddle is: Q: What is a porcupine's favorite game?A: Poker. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2007. Twitter The Ellie Mcdoodle Diaries: Have Pen,…
“What is a pumpkin’s favorite sport?”/“Squash.”
A pumpkin riddle is: Q: What is a pumpkin's favorite sport?A: Squash. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. Wikipedia: Squash (sport)Squash is a racket sport played by two…
“What is a Russian oligarch’s least favorite dice game?”/“Yacht seized.”
"Yachtzee" (yacht + Yahtzee) is a joke name for the dice game. Following the 2022 Russian invasion of Ukraine, "yacht seized" became a similar joke. "What is a Russian…
“What is a soup’s favorite sport?”/“Bowling.”
A soup riddle is: Q: What is a soup's favorite sport?A: Bowling. The joke was posted on Twitter on December 29, 2013. Twittersam@samwowxWhat is a soup's favourite sport?Bowling.5:01 PM -…
“What is Canada’s favorite board game?”/“Sorry!”
Canadians have a reputation for politeness. A joke is: Q: What is Canada's favorite (board) game?A: Sorry! "Canada's favorite board game. Sorry. Haha. #WereSoPolite" was posted…
“What is cardboard’s favorite sport?”/“Boxing.”
The sport of boxing doesn't involve making boxes, but this joke became popular in 2019 and is of unknown authorship: Q: What is cardboard’s favorite sport? A: Boxing. Facebook Cub Scout…
“What is cardboard’s favorite sport?”/“Boxing.”
The sport of "boxing" doesn't have anything to do with cardboard boxes, but there are jokes. A cardboard riddle has been cited in print since at least 2016: Q: What is cardboard’s…
“What is the best track and field sport? Discus”
"Discus" (as in the "discus throw," a track and field event) should not be confused with "discuss" (as in "discussion"), but there are jokes. "What is…
“What is the Easter bunny’s favorite sport?”/“Basket-ball.”
An Easter bunny riddle is: Q: What is the Easter bunny's favorite sport?A: Basket-ball, of course! The joke has been cited in print since at least 2005. Google Groups: alt.cuddleEaster Giggles…
“What is the loudest sport?”/“Tennis, because everyone raises a racquet.”
A tennis riddle is: Q: What is the loudest sport?A: Tennis, because everyone raises a racquet (racket). "Why is tennis such a noisy game? Because every player raises a racket" was printed…
“What is the only 4-letter word sport that starts with a ‘T’?”/“Golf.”
"Major global sport. Four letters. Starts with a T"/"Quiz answer: Golf! (Geddit?)" was posted on the Sydney (NSW) Morning Herald on May 16, 2009. "RT @realgmackenzie: Name…