“If your dog doesn’t like somebody, you probably shouldn’t, either”
"If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't, either" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably…
“If your dog doesn’t like someone, you probably shouldn’t, either”
"If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably shouldn't, either" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If your dog doesn't like someone, you probably…
“If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise”
"A fat dog is likely to have a fat master" was cited in print in 1958. Dogs and their owners often eat at the same time, and they both often walk (exercise) together. The saying "If…
“If your dog stretches and you don’t say ‘OH BIG STRETCH’ every single time then you are a psychopath and I don’t want to know you”
Pets often stretch out, and pet owners often comment on this. "if your dog stretches and you dont say 'OH BIG STRETCH' every single time then you are a psychopath and i dont want to…
“In a dog-eat-dog market, get yourself a big dog”
Entry in progress -- B.P. New York (NY) TimesOil and the Ruble Drag the Market Down a Bumpy SlopeBy THE ASSOCIATED PRESS DEC. 16, 2014John Manley, chief equity strategist at Wells Fargo Fund…
“In America, dogs are k-9s. But in China, dogs are e-10”
A dog joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on September 7, 2017: "In America, dogs are k-9s. But in China, dogs are e-10." The "E10"/"eaten" pun quickly became popular.…
“In dog beers, I’ve only had one”
"In dog beers, I've only had one" is a popular T-shirt slogan. The slogan implies that a six-pack of beers equals only one in "dog beers." The saying has been cited in…
“In moments of doubt, trust your gut, hug your dog, and eat a donut”
"In moments of doubt, trust your gut, hug your dog, and eat a donut" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "In moments of doubt trust your gut, hug your dog, and eat a…
“In my darkest hour, I reached for a hand and found a paw”
"When I needed a hand, I found your paw" (or "When I needed a hand, I found a paw") is a pet saying that has been printed on many images. Photos of dogs and cats often accompany…
“In my darkest hour, I reached for a hand and found your paw”
"When I needed a hand, I found your paw" (or "When I needed a hand, I found a paw") is a pet saying that has been printed on many images. Photos of dogs and cats often accompany…
“It came to me that every time I lose a dog they take a piece of my heart with them…”
A quotation about dogs was posted on the newsgroup rec.pets.dogs.behavior on December 12, 2006: "'It came to me that every time I lose a dog they take a piece of my heart with them. And…
“It takes me 30 minutes to get ready in the morning, 20 of which are spent promising my dog I’ll be back as soon as I can”
"It takes me 30 minutes to get ready in the morning, 20 of which are spent promising my dog I'll be back as soon as I can" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“It was raining cats and dogs and I stepped in a poodle”
"To rain cats and dogs" means to rain heavily. The idiom has been cited in print since at least the 17th century. "It was raining cats and dogs and I stepped in a poodle" (a pun…
“It was so cold in New York that I saw a dog stuck to a fire hydrant”
"It was so cold in New York that I saw a dog stuck to a fire hydrant" is a classic joke about the weather. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1986 and may have been…
“It was so cold that I saw a Greyhound bus drive by and the dog was on the inside”
A Greyhound bus usually has an illustration of a greyhound dog on the outside. "I didn't know it was this cold in Cleveland. I saw a Greyhound bus, the dog was on the inside," Cedric…
“It was so hot today that I saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog”
Dogs often pee on fire hydrants, and this is the basis of a heat joke. "It's so hot that I just saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog" was printed in the Troy (OH) Daily News on…
“It’s not that I want 2 dogs, it’s just that I want to get my dog a dog”
"It's not that I want two dogs, it's just that I want to get my dog a dog" (or "It's not that I want 2 dogs, it's just that I want to get my dog a dog") is a…
“It’s not that I want two dogs, it’s just that I want to get my dog a dog”
"It's not that I want two dogs, it's just that I want to get my dog a dog" (or "It's not that I want 2 dogs, it's just that I want to get my dog a dog") is a…
“It’s so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs” (Texas heat joke)
"So dry the trees are bribing the dogs" was in a Texas proverbs list by Anne Dingue in the December 1994 Texas Monthly. The saying has been in many "Texas Sayings" lists since…
“It’s so hot, the trees are whistling for dogs” (heat joke)
The extremely hot Texas weather has been the subject of many jokes, such as: . "It's so hot, the trees are whistling for dogs". "It's so hot there that the trees are…