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March 27, 2023
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“I like my guns like I like my immigrants: undocumented”

"I like my guns like I like my immigrants; Undocumented" was posted on Twitter by END QUALIFIED IMMUNITY šŸ“ on August 5, 2015. "I LIKE MY GUNS LIKE I LIKE MY IMMGRANTS:…

July 31, 2021
Food/Drink

“I like my kids like I like my flour. Self-raising”

"I like my kids like I like my flour. Self-raising" was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia on May 10, 2013. The joke originated on the Sickipedia website. "I like my coffee like I like…

January 23, 2022
Media/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet

“I like my men like I like my passwords. Same one for the past 20 years”

"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…

January 23, 2022
Media/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet

“I like my men like I like my passwords. Strong, long and forgettable”

"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…

August 4, 2018
Banking/Finance/Insurance

“I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet”

In the American romantic comedy television series Sex and the City, the "To Market, To Market" episode that originally aired on June 22, 2013, the character Carrie Bradshaw (played by…

May 14, 2022
Food/Drink

“I like my music loud and my coffee strong”

"I like my music loud and my coffee strong" (also "I like my music loud, my coffee strong and my dreams big/large") and "There are days in life when we need to drink our…

May 14, 2022
Food/Drink

“I like my music loud, my coffee strong and my dreams big”

"I like my music loud and my coffee strong" (also "I like my music loud, my coffee strong and my dreams big/large") and "There are days in life when we need to drink our…

May 10, 2022
Food/Drink

“I like my music loud, my coffee strong and my dreams large”

"I like my music loud and my coffee strong" (also "I like my music loud, my coffee strong and my dreams big/large") and "There are days in life when we need to drink our…

August 8, 2022
Food/Drink

“I like my pizza like I like my citations: Chicago style”

The Chicago Manual of Style and a Chicago-style pizza (or a Chicago-style hot dog) are two very different things, but there are jokes. "Chicago style - how I like my pizza...and my…

October 9, 2025
Food/Drink

“I like my sarcasm like I like my bacon: Laid on thick and aimed straight at the heart”

"I like my sarcasm like I like my bacon: Laid on thick and aimed straight at the heart" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Thick bacon can possibly cause problems…

June 5, 2023
Food/Drink

“I like my steak so rare…a good vet could bring it back to life”

"I like my steak so rare...a good vet could bring it back to life" is a food saying that has been printed on a popular image. "At the last black tie function I attended, the meat was…

April 17, 2023
Food/Drink

“I like my whiskey so strong it makes my neighbors drunk”

"I like my whiskey so strong it makes my neighbors drunk. 🄃" was posted on Twitter by Grumpy Drunk šŸ» on March 22, 2023. "I like my whiskey so strong it makes my neighbors…

May 2, 2020
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“I like my women how I like my Coronavirus…” (NSFW joke)

A joke about the coronavirus (COVID-19) was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on March 12, 2020: "I like my women how I like my covid19 and easily spread." A slightly different version was posted…

May 1, 2020
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“I like my women how I like my Covid…” (NSFW joke)

A joke about the coronavirus (COVID-19) was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on March 12, 2020: "I like my women how I like my covid19 and easily spread." A slightly different version was posted…

January 29, 2017
Media/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet

“I like my women how I like my laptop. On my lap, turned on and virus free”

"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…

July 25, 2017
Restaurants/Bars/Coffeehouses/Food Stores

“I like my women like I like Little Caesars. Hot and Ready”

Little Caesars pizza restaurants trademarked the slogan "Hot-n-Ready" with a first use date of May 6, 1997. There have been several jokes on the slogan. "I like my girls like I like…

August 22, 2016
Food/Drink

“I like my women like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer”

"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…

January 29, 2017
Food/Drink

“I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot and on my lap”

"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…

November 6, 2021
Food/Drink

“I like my women like I like my coffee. Irish”

"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…

November 6, 2021
Food/Drink

“I like my women like I like my coffee. Sent back for not being hot enough”

"I like my women like I like my coffee" is a meme that has been used on many images. "A Negro comedian pulled this one: 'I like my coffee strong and black -- the same way I like…

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