“I like my women how I like my Coronavirus…” (NSFW joke)

A joke about the coronavirus (COVID-19) was posted on Reddit—Jokes on March 12, 2020:
   
“I like my women how I like my covid
19 and easily spread.”
 
A slightly different version was posted on Reddit—Jokes on May 1, 2020:
   
“I like my women how I like my Corona viruses
Easy to get, quick to spread and leaving me out of breath.”
   
   
Wikipedia: 2019-20 coronavirus outbreak
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, in December 2019, and was recognised as a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on 11 March 2020.
         
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/allthisjusttocomment March 12, 2020
I like my women how I like my covid
19 and easily spread
COMMENT
elskidaadleskidoodle
I have my women like my covid, i don’t have covid
 
Twitter
Darren Osborne
@DazzleOsborne
I like my women how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread. #Coronavirus
8:00 AM · Mar 12, 2020·Twitter for Android
       
Twitter
Squared cl
@matty_cl
I like my women how I like my convid…....
19 and easily spread
1:17 PM · Mar 12, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
stop
@off__uwu
I like my women how I like my covid… 19 and easily spread
1:34 PM · Mar 12, 2020·Twitter Web App
   
Twitter
Colin Cooper
@Coops_Colin
I like my women how I like my Covid.
19 and easily spread.
2:42 PM · Mar 12, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/CrownAdam21 March 20, 2020
I like my women how I like my Coronavirus
19 and easy to spread
COMMENTS
PorkRoll4Initiative
Unfortunately women like you how they like their coronavirus.
At least 6 feet away.
     
Twitter
Liam
@LiamtheBrown
I like my women how I like my covid… 19 and easy to spread
2:34 PM · Mar 20, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
         
Twitter
Abo0ody
@I_Abo0ody
I like my women like I like my coronavirus
19 and ready to spread
4:37 AM · Mar 24, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Roll &
@r_o_l_l_a_n_d
I like my women how I like my Coronavirus
Take my breath away at first. Make me nervous about what I got myself into. Then try to kill me. Then once it’s had fun with me, leave me alone forever and make me stay inside for a couple months
1:27 PM · Apr 4, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
   
Reddit—Pickuplines
Posted by u/BabaYaga17 April 19, 2020
I like my women how I like my Covid
19 and easily spread
COMMENTS
Dromian
Keeping me in bed for 3 weeks
     
Twitter
Sophie Petzal
@Sonic_Screwup
Ok so two drunk hobos cycled past me yesterday and one yelled out ‘I LIKE MY WOMEN HOW I LIKE MY CORONAVIRUS’ and I said ‘Killing you?’ and I don’t even think they heard but oh my God if I could hi five myself until my arms broke
6:41 AM · Apr 23, 2020·Twitter Web App
   
Twitter
[Dissident] damage control
@5D_MkG
Coworker: “I like my women like I like my coronavirus…”
Me: “communicable?”
Them: “What?! No—“
Me: “Airborne?
Them: “No, quarantined at home & bedridden.”
Me: “Oh, a sexist joke. That’s very archaic.”
6:52 AM · Apr 23, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/captain-carrot May 1, 2020
I like my women how I like my Corona viruses
Easy to get, quick to spread and leaving me out of breath
COMMENTS
TooShiftyForYou
Women like me how they like their coronavirus.
At least 6 feet away.
explosivelydehiscent
of Asian descent and batshit crazy