"I don't understand why bugs come inside when they got the WHOLE OUTSIDE" is a saying that has been printed on many images "Bugs Have so much outside, why they so pressed to…
"I don’t understand why people say hurtful things, like 'Want to go for a run?' or 'Try this kale'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I…
Americans watching World Cup soccer are often confused by offsides rules. "You’re exaggerating; it’s at least 90% of the US doesn’t know how offsides works" was posted on X/Twitter…
"I don’t want to be a millionaire. I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping my gas" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I…
"I don’t work on Fridays, I make appearances" is a jocular Friday saying that has been printed on many images. "I don’t work on Fridays… I make appearances" was posted on…
"Donut" doesn't sound like "do not," but there are puns. "I donut know what I'd do without you" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
"I donut (do not) understand food puns" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "i Donut understand food puns" was posted on Twitter on January 28,…
"I doubt vodka is the answer, but it's worth a shot" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, T-shirts and ecards. "Tequila…
"Colander" shouldn't be confused with "calendar," but there are jokes. "heh RT @deanog: iTunes Store installed a colander app on my iPhone instead of a calendar. It…
"I drank so much coffee today that I accidentally believed in myself" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I drank so much coffee today that I…
"I drank so much tequila last night that I woke up speaking Spanish" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I drank so much tequila this weekend, my liver speaks…
"I drank so much tequila last night that I woke up speaking Spanish" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I drank so much tequila this weekend, my liver speaks…
"I drank so much vodka last night, I woke up with a Russian accent" is a jocular one-line saying about vodka that has been printed on many images. "I've had so much vodka…
Paper towel rolls come in all different sizes. Some thick rolls can say "8=12" on the package, and this can be confusing. This comment was posted on X/Twitter by Howard Mittelmark on…
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is an old joke from the 19th century. "I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having…
"I always dream about being a millionaire like my uncle. He's dreaming, too" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I always dream of being a millionaire,…
"I drink a lot of coffee before I go to sleep so I can dream faster" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I drink a lot of coffee before I go to sleep. So I can…
"I drink a lot/ton of water. Filtered water. Filtered through coffee grounds...Coffee. I drink a lot of coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I am a firm…
"I drink a lot/ton of water. Filtered water. Filtered through coffee grounds...Coffee. I drink a lot of coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I am a firm…
"I drink and I know things" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The line is from HBO's fantasy television series Game of Thrones, the episode "Home" that…