A hypnosis website pun is: Q: Have you seen the hypnosis website?A: Yes, but it put me to sleep. The hypnosis joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. Scatty -- Internet Jokes (March 9,…
A fishing website pun is: Q: Have you seen the new fishing website?A: No, it's not online yet. The "online"/"on line" joke has been cited in print since at least 2001.…
A fishing website pun is: Q: Have you seen the new fishing website?A: No, it's not online yet. The "online"/"on line" joke has been cited in print since at least 2001.…
A fruitcake website pun is: Q: Have you seen the new fruitcake website?A: Yes - it's my currant favourite! The joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. Scatty -- Internet Jokes (March…
A fruitcake website pun is: Q: Have you seen the new fruitcake website?A: Yes - it's my currant favourite! The joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. Scatty -- Internet Jokes (March…
An umbrella website pun is: Q: Have you seen the umbrella website?A: Yes, but it went right over my head. The umbrella joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. Scatty -- Internet Jokes…
"Have you stopped beating your wife?" is the classic loaded question that cannot be answered "yes" or "no." It assumes -- perhaps incorrectly -- that the person asked…
An "HTTP cookie" is not something that's eaten, but there have been several jokes. English comedian Lee Mack told this joke in 2010: "The bloke fixing my PC said, 'Have you…
An "HTTP cookie" is not something that's eaten, but there have been several jokes. English comedian Lee Mack told this joke in 2010: "The bloke fixing my PC said, 'Have you…
"Have you tried the new 'stop eating crap all the time' diet?" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on an image by Lulora.com in January…
"Have your memes been stolen? You may be entitled to compensation" (or "Has your meme been stolen? You may be entitled to financial compensation") is a jocular saying that has…
"Have your people call my people" is a business saying -- usually show business -- that has been printed on many images. The "people" include agents, lawyers and accountant, and…
Bacon sizzles when frying in a pan. A joke was posted on X/Twitter by areal 😼 on February 24, 2022: "haven’t had sex in so long im frying bacon just to get spat on 😔😔"…
The plastic bags in supermarkets are difficult for many people to open. "Sorry I haven’t gotten anything done today. I've been in the Produce Department trying to open this stupid…
"Two incomes are better than one so make sure your partner has two jobs. Follow me for more financial freedom advice" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Two…
"Having a bad day? Theres a potato for that" was posted on X/Twitter by Benny Boy on August 27, 2024, and this received over 4,700 likes. Many people believe that potatoes can bring…
People usually don't drink beer for breakfast, but that's acceptable at airports. Many people are on vacation and are coming from different time zones. "Kicking off my vacation in…
People usually don't drink beer for breakfast, but that's acceptable at airports. Many people are on vacation and are coming from different time zones. "Kicking off my vacation in…
The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many requirements to wear face masks. Some people objected to wearing masks. "His pic said ' mandatory masks. Having a big nose…
"Having a daughter/kid is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you're rich" is a saying about money that has been printed on many images. "Having a kid is like…